# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4905 "2021-07-05T07:40:22Z")
4451 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4906 "2021-07-05T11:00:16Z")
4452 “I’ve looked for you forever and a day.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4907 "2021-07-06T00:12:31Z")
4453 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4908 "2021-07-06T10:51:10Z")
4454 “I’m just not myself when you’re away.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4909 "2021-07-07T01:17:31Z")
4455 They’d never spent a night apart, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4910 "2021-07-07T06:00:20Z")
4456 For sixty years, she heard him snore. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4911 "2021-07-07T07:51:31Z")
4457 Now they’re in a hospital, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4912 "2021-07-07T14:53:35Z")
4458 In separate beds on different floors. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4913 "2021-07-07T20:54:47Z")
4459 Claire soon lost her memory, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4914 "2021-07-08T00:21:23Z")
4460 Forgot the names of family. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4915 "2021-07-08T00:55:54Z")
4461 She never spoke a word again, ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4916 "2021-07-08T04:46:11Z")
4462 Then one day, they wheeled him in. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4917 "2021-07-08T08:29:42Z")
4463 He held her hand and stroked her hair, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4918 "2021-07-08T22:30:08Z")
4464 In a fragile voice she said: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4919 "2021-07-09T00:17:39Z")
4465 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4920 "2021-07-09T00:41:47Z")
4466 “I’ve looked for you forever and a day.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4921 "2021-07-09T12:59:44Z")
4467 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4922 "2021-07-09T15:01:18Z")
4468 “I’m just not myself when you’re away.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4923 "2021-07-09T21:23:44Z")
4469 “No, I’m just not myself when you’re away.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4924 "2021-07-11T06:04:12Z")
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