# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4925 "2021-07-11T20:00:23Z")
4471 Once I loved such a shattering physician ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4926 "2021-07-12T21:43:33Z")
4472 Quite the best-looking doctor in the state, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4927 "2021-07-13T06:24:38Z")
4473 He looked after my physical condition ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4928 "2021-07-13T22:37:23Z")
4474 And his bedside manner was great! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4929 "2021-07-14T05:09:07Z")
4475 When I’d gaze up and see him there above me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4930 "2021-07-14T05:27:00Z")
4476 Looking less like a doctor than a Turk, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4931 "2021-07-14T17:57:31Z")
4477 I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4932 "2021-07-14T23:36:14Z")
4478 Or do you merely love your work?" ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4933 "2021-07-15T02:54:36Z")
4479 He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4934 "2021-07-15T03:46:34Z")
4480 My epiglottis filled him with glee, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4935 "2021-07-15T04:26:32Z")
4481 He simply loved my larynx ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4936 "2021-07-15T22:44:46Z")
4482 And went wild about my pharynx, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4937 "2021-07-16T08:10:39Z")
4483 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4938 "2021-07-16T08:33:15Z")
4484 He said my epidermis was darling ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4939 "2021-07-16T10:28:53Z")
4485 And found my blood as blue as can be ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4940 "2021-07-16T10:58:12Z")
4486 He went through wild ecstatics ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4941 "2021-07-17T04:46:05Z")
4487 About my lymphatics ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4942 "2021-07-17T05:14:36Z")
4488 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4943 "2021-07-17T19:25:59Z")
4489 And though, no doubt, it was not very smart of me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4944 "2021-07-17T19:40:23Z")
4490 I get on a-wracking of my soul, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=246) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=248)