# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4945 "2021-07-17T19:49:41Z")
4491 To figure out why he loved every part of me ---
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4492 And yet not me as a whole. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4947 "2021-07-18T12:11:01Z")
4493 By my esophagus he was ravished ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4948 "2021-07-19T23:52:27Z")
4494 Enthusiastic - to a degree, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4949 "2021-07-20T03:59:52Z")
4495 He said 'twas just enormous ---
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4496 my appendix vermiformis, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4951 "2021-07-21T00:49:59Z")
4497 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4952 "2021-07-21T05:25:03Z")
4498 He said my cerebellum was brilliant, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4953 "2021-07-21T13:13:53Z")
4499 And my cererum far from N G ---
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4500 I know he thought a lotta ---
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4501 My medulla oblongota, ---
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4502 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4957 "2021-07-24T15:28:30Z")
4503 He said my maxillaries were marvels, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4958 "2021-07-24T21:25:38Z")
4504 And found my sternum stunning to see, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4959 "2021-07-25T11:04:15Z")
4505 He did a double hurdle ---
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4506 When I shook my pelvic girdle, ---
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4507 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2021, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4962 "2021-07-27T05:32:27Z")
4508 He seemed amused, ---
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4509 When he first made a test of me ---
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4510 To further his medical art. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=247) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=249)