# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4965 "2021-07-28T09:19:13Z")
4511 Yet he refused, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4966 "2021-07-28T20:36:26Z")
4512 When he’s fixed up the rest of me, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4967 "2021-07-29T11:39:13Z")
4513 To cure that ache in my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4968 "2021-07-29T17:32:31Z")
4514 I know he thought my pancreas perfect, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4969 "2021-07-30T10:48:02Z")
4515 And for my spleen was keen as can be, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4970 "2021-07-30T20:20:45Z")
4516 He said, of all his sweeties, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4971 "2021-07-31T08:25:28Z")
4517 I’d the sweetest diabetes, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4972 "2021-07-31T17:24:01Z")
4518 But he never said he loved me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4973 "2021-07-31T19:02:30Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4974 "2021-07-31T19:14:32Z")
4520 He lingered on with me till morning ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4975 "2021-08-01T10:49:29Z")
4521 and then made chicken n’ waffles. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4976 "2021-08-01T14:45:58Z")
4522 I’m lost. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4977 "2021-08-01T17:10:48Z")
4523 And when I went to pay him his fee He said, “Don’t be funny, It is I who owe you money” Ah! But he never said, No he never said, no he never said he loved me. [Okay, that one’s done.] ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4978 "2021-08-01T17:14:43Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4979 "2021-08-01T17:21:55Z")
4525 I once had a girl ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4980 "2021-08-01T20:47:48Z")
4526 Or should I say ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4981 "2021-08-01T20:54:49Z")
4527 She once had me? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4982 "2021-08-01T20:57:31Z")
4528 She showed me her room ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4983 "2021-08-01T21:12:34Z")
4529 “Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4984 "2021-08-02T01:15:24Z")
4530 She asked me to stay [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=250)