# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4985 "2021-08-02T01:46:48Z")
4531 And she told me to sit anywhere ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4986 "2021-08-02T04:55:25Z")
4532 So I looked around ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4987 "2021-08-02T09:11:28Z")
4533 And I noticed there wasn’t a chair ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4988 "2021-08-02T09:31:40Z")
4534 I sat on a rug biding my time ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4989 "2021-08-02T09:35:26Z")
4535 drinking her wine ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4990 "2021-08-02T17:41:44Z")
4536 We talked until two and then she said ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4991 "2021-08-02T17:45:04Z")
4537 “It’s time for bed” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4992 "2021-08-02T17:47:28Z")
4538 She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4993 "2021-08-02T18:01:53Z")
4539 I told her I didn’t ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4994 "2021-08-02T18:15:56Z")
4540 And crawled off to sleep in the bath ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4995 "2021-08-02T18:51:28Z")
4541 And when I awoke I was alone ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4996 "2021-08-02T19:08:26Z")
4542 This bird had flown ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4997 "2021-08-02T20:20:59Z")
4543 So I lit a fire ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4998 "2021-08-02T20:45:03Z")
4544 Isn’t it good? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4999 "2021-08-02T21:20:20Z")
4545 Norwegian Wood ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5000 "2021-08-03T04:48:53Z")
4546 I never meant to cause you any sorrow ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5001 "2021-08-03T07:36:55Z")
4547 I never meant to cause you any pain ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5002 "2021-08-03T17:42:50Z")
4548 I only wanted one time to see you laughing ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5003 "2021-08-03T19:01:39Z")
4549 I only wanted to see you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5004 "2021-08-04T01:59:08Z")
4550 Laughing in the purple rain. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=249) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=251)