# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5025 "2021-08-10T13:03:48Z")
4571 I think you better close it ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5026 "2021-08-10T19:45:06Z")
4572 And let me guide you to the purple rain ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5027 "2021-08-11T06:11:50Z")
4573 Purple rain, purple rain ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5028 "2021-08-11T22:58:36Z")
4574 Purple rain, purple rain ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5029 "2021-08-12T03:01:26Z")
4575 If you know what I’m singing about up here ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5030 "2021-08-12T03:17:16Z")
4576 C’mon, raise your hand ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2021, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5031 "2021-08-12T04:01:33Z")
4577 Purple rain, purple rain ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5032 "2021-08-13T03:57:19Z")
4578 I only want to see you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5033 "2021-08-13T04:31:54Z")
4579 Only want to see you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5034 "2021-08-13T23:05:30Z")
4580 In the purple rain ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5035 "2021-08-14T12:06:49Z")
4581 [That song is a lot stupider than I remember it.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5036 "2021-08-14T16:23:45Z")
4582 [I’ll agree with you on that.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5037 "2021-08-15T01:24:28Z")
4583 Next? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5038 "2021-08-15T01:28:20Z")
4584 Mr. Tanner was a cleaner from a town in the Midwest [Harry Chapin is always a good fallback.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5039 "2021-08-15T02:08:11Z")
4585 And of all the cleaning shops around he’d made his the best. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5040 "2021-08-15T04:17:55Z")
4596 But he also was a baritone who sang while hanging clothes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5041 "2021-08-15T11:49:11Z")
4597 He practiced scales while pressing tails and sang at local shows. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5042 "2021-08-15T18:49:59Z")
4598 His friends and neighbors praised the voice ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5043 "2021-08-15T23:42:52Z")
4599 That poured out from his throat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5044 "2021-08-16T00:41:30Z")
4600 They said that he should use his gift instead of cleaning coats [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=251) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=253)