# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5065 "2021-08-20T22:22:34Z")
4621 But the critics were concise, it only took four lines ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2021, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5066 "2021-08-21T06:04:00Z")
4622 But no one could accuse them of being over kind. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2021, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5067 "2021-08-22T07:42:15Z")
4623 "Mr. Martin Tanner, baritone of Dayton, Ohio, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2021, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5068 "2021-08-22T10:09:36Z")
4624 Made his town hall debut last night. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5069 "2021-08-23T21:25:06Z")
4625 He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5070 "2021-08-24T01:50:33Z")
4626 Was not up to contemporary professional standards. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5071 "2021-08-24T02:51:04Z")
4627 His voice lacks the range of tonal color ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5072 "2021-08-24T12:07:17Z")
4628 Necessary to make it consistently interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5073 "2021-08-24T16:39:37Z")
4629 Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5074 "2021-08-24T20:11:12Z")
4630 He came home to Dayton and was questioned by his friends ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5075 "2021-08-25T00:19:36Z")
4631 Then he smiled and just said nothing and he never sang again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5076 "2021-08-25T05:27:19Z")
4632 Excepting very late at night when the shop was dark and closed ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5077 "2021-08-25T10:14:32Z")
4633 He sang softly to himself as he sorted through the clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5078 "2021-08-25T22:39:13Z")
4634 Music was his life, it was not his livelihood ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5079 "2021-08-26T01:48:47Z")
4635 And it made him feel so happy, it made him feel so good ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5080 "2021-08-26T02:00:12Z")
4636 And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5081 "2021-08-26T11:55:20Z")
4637 And he did not know how well he sang, it just made him whole. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5082 "2021-08-26T21:42:33Z")
4638 [Your turn, I think.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2021, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5083 "2021-08-27T07:04:06Z")
4639 Hey ho, nobody home, meat nor drink nor money have I none ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5084 "2021-08-27T21:48:22Z")
4640 Hey, ho, nobody home; [Hope I’ve got the correct song.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=253) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=255)