# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 257
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5125 "2021-09-01T20:23:07Z")
4681 Oh, you’ve been so much more than kind ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5126 "2021-09-02T03:28:03Z")
4682 You can keep the dime ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5127 "2021-09-02T04:29:52Z")
4683 But isn’t that the way they say it goes? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5128 "2021-09-02T11:56:01Z")
4684 Well let’s forget all that ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5129 "2021-09-03T04:34:50Z")
4685 And give me the number if you can find it ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5130 "2021-09-03T07:41:27Z")
4686 So I can call just to tell 'em I’m fine, and to show ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5131 "2021-09-03T07:57:06Z")
4687 I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to take it well ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5132 "2021-09-03T15:59:00Z")
4688 I only wish my words could just convince myself ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5133 "2021-09-03T16:53:21Z")
4689 That it just wasn’t real ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5134 "2021-09-04T02:44:05Z")
4690 But that’s not the way it feels. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5135 "2021-09-04T03:08:00Z")
4691 [Perhaps @Pardel-Lux might like to choose the next one.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5136 "2021-09-04T06:53:14Z")
4692 [My pleasure!] 1, 2, 3, 4… Well, she was just seventeen ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5137 "2021-09-04T07:01:09Z")
4693 You know what I mean [Great choice!] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5138 "2021-09-04T07:10:49Z")
4694 And the way she looked was way beyond compare ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5139 "2021-09-04T07:23:10Z")
4695 So how could I dance with another ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5140 "2021-09-04T07:27:24Z")
4696 When I saw her standing there ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5141 "2021-09-04T10:16:32Z")
4697 Well she looked at me, and I, I could see ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5142 "2021-09-04T11:47:57Z")
4698 That before too long I’d fall in love with her ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5143 "2021-09-04T15:51:32Z")
4699 She wouldn’t dance with another (wooo) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5144 "2021-09-04T15:54:32Z")
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