# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5225 "2021-09-12T10:17:13Z")
4760 = 23 × 5 × 7 × 17 Ashes to ashes, funk to funky ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5226 "2021-09-12T10:42:25Z")
4761 = 32 x 232 We know Major Tom’s a junkie ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5227 "2021-09-12T17:23:19Z")
4762 = 2 × 2381 Strung out in heaven’s high ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5228 "2021-09-12T17:48:21Z")
4763 Hitting an all-time low [The next song _has_ to be Peter Schilling’s “Major Tom (Coming Home).”] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5229 "2021-09-12T18:04:42Z")
4764 = 22 × 3 × 397 Time and again I tell myself [I hope the lyrics are better than this piece of shit.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5230 "2021-09-12T18:20:31Z")
4765 = 5 x 953 I’ll stay clean tonight ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5231 "2021-09-12T18:27:32Z")
4766 But the little green wheels are following me [Well, it does tell an actual story about Major Tom choosing to remain in space.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5232 "2021-09-12T18:42:46Z")
4767 = 3 x 7 x 227 Oh, no, not again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5233 "2021-09-12T18:55:31Z")
4768 I’m stuck with a valuable friend ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5234 "2021-09-12T19:35:36Z")
4769 = 19 x 251 “I’m happy. Hope you’re happy, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5235 "2021-09-12T21:59:01Z")
4770 One flash of light but no smoking pistol ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5236 "2021-09-12T22:04:32Z")
4771 = 13 x 367 I never done good things ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5237 "2021-09-13T00:44:20Z")
4772 I never done bad things ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5238 "2021-09-13T04:04:14Z")
4773 = 3 × 37 × 43 I never did anything out of the blue, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5239 "2021-09-13T11:28:24Z")
4774 = 2 x 7 x 11 x 31 Want an axe to break the ice ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5240 "2021-09-13T11:57:47Z")
4775 = 52 × 191 Wanna come down right now ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5241 "2021-09-13T12:02:12Z")
4776 = 23 x 3 x 199 Ashes to ashes, funk to funky ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5242 "2021-09-13T17:41:07Z")
4777 = 17 × 281 We know Major Tom’s a junkie ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5243 "2021-09-13T17:58:54Z")
4778 = 2 x 2389 Strung out in heaven’s high ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2021, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5244 "2021-09-13T18:06:07Z")
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