# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/522 "2018-12-21T21:41:05Z")
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/523 "2018-12-21T21:41:56Z")
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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/524 "2018-12-21T21:53:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/525 "2018-12-21T21:56:16Z")
510 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/526 "2018-12-21T23:29:46Z")
What’s the, er, 511? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/527 "2018-12-22T01:24:26Z")
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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/528 "2018-12-22T02:18:43Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/529 "2018-12-22T06:07:51Z")
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/530 "2018-12-22T07:29:22Z")
5:15. I left my brain on the train. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/531 "2018-12-22T08:04:40Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/532 "2018-12-22T08:44:44Z")
5:17. Is that the last train to Clarksville? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/533 "2018-12-22T17:37:15Z")
Pity poor Emperor Anastasius I, who died childless at Constantinople in this year. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/534 "2018-12-22T19:20:41Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/535 "2018-12-22T22:23:17Z")
520 ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/536 "2018-12-23T04:41:36Z")
521 This is going faster than I thought. Only 999,479 to go. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/537 "2018-12-23T04:45:54Z")
Ugh. 522. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/538 "2018-12-23T05:23:04Z")
I’ll see your 522, and raise you to 523. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/539 "2018-12-23T07:01:54Z")
524 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/540 "2018-12-25T02:41:57Z")
The price of a bottle of beer at the local sports bar. Or, if you prefer, $5.25. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/541 "2018-12-25T02:43:40Z")
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