# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5465 "2021-10-05T16:22:13Z")
4998 = 2 × 3 × 72 × 17 “I am leaving, I am leaving” [I read “The Nine Billion Names of God” when I was about 11-12, and the ending freaked me out.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5466 "2021-10-05T17:01:32Z")
4999, prime. But the fighter still remains [I just read for the first time and found it funny. Predictable, of course, but so very well written! I enjoyed it, so thanks @Bonum_Legatum!] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5467 "2021-10-05T17:20:02Z")
5000 = 23 × 54 He still remains. [🎉YAY, we’re 0.5% of the way to a million! 🎇] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5468 "2021-10-05T19:53:42Z")
5001 = 3 x 1667 🎇 🎉 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie, la la lie la lie 💥 🎆 [celebrating] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5469 "2021-10-05T20:54:03Z")
5002 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie, la la lie la lie ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5470 "2021-10-05T22:01:41Z")
5003 = a prime, or 5.003 × 103 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5471 "2021-10-06T01:17:49Z")
5004 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie, la la lie la lie ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5472 "2021-10-06T07:10:30Z")
5005 = 5 × 7 × 11 × 13 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5473 "2021-10-06T10:13:37Z")
5006 Lie la lie, lie la lie la lie la lie, la la lie la lie. [Let’s skip the “thank you and goodnight,” and move on to another song. Suggestions, anybody?] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5474 "2021-10-06T18:49:20Z")
5007 = 3 × 1669 Johnny’s in the basement [I don’t think we’ve done this one before.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5475 "2021-10-06T20:28:57Z")
5008 Mixing up the medicine [I don’t recall that we have. Good choice.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5476 "2021-10-06T21:05:24Z")
5009, hitting a lot of primes recently 🙂 I’m on the pavement ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5477 "2021-10-06T21:42:37Z")
5010 Thinking about the government ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5478 "2021-10-06T23:58:39Z")
5011, another prime, or 5.011 × 103 The man in a trench coat ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5479 "2021-10-07T02:35:27Z")
5012 Badge out, laid off ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5480 "2021-10-07T03:54:44Z")
5013 = 32 × 557 Says he’s got a bad cough ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5481 "2021-10-07T15:28:36Z")
5014 = 2 x 23 x 109 wants to get it paid off ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5482 "2021-10-07T21:22:04Z")
5015 Look out kid ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5483 "2021-10-08T01:21:09Z")
5016 = 23 × 3 × 11 × 19 It’s somethin’ you did ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5484 "2021-10-08T02:33:44Z")
5017 God knows when [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=273) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=275)