# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5485 "2021-10-08T05:37:43Z")
5018 = 2 × 13 × 193 But you’re doin’ it again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5486 "2021-10-08T05:54:27Z")
5019 You better duck down the alley way ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5487 "2021-10-08T06:07:17Z")
5020 = 22 × 5 × 251 Lookin’ for a new friend ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5488 "2021-10-08T08:09:07Z")
5021, nice and prime The man in the coon-skin cap [Did you know this parody in palindromes by Weird Al Jankovic? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAfIikFnvuI/hqdefault.jpg "Weird Al Yankovic - BOB") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfIikFnvuI) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5489 "2021-10-08T08:41:12Z")
5022 In the pig pen ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5490 "2021-10-08T15:42:48Z")
5023 - Another prime! Wants eleven dollar bills ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5491 "2021-10-08T18:18:05Z")
5024 = 25 x 157 You only got ten. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5492 "2021-10-08T20:22:37Z")
5025 = 3 × 52 × 67 Maggie comes fleet foot ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5493 "2021-10-08T21:52:13Z")
5026 Face full of black soot ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5494 "2021-10-08T22:34:33Z")
5027 = 11 x 457 Talkin’ that the heat put ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5495 "2021-10-09T02:17:55Z")
5028 Plants in the bed but ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5496 "2021-10-09T07:56:52Z")
5029 = 47 × 107 The phone’s tapped anyway ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5497 "2021-10-09T08:20:49Z")
5030 Maggie says that many say ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5498 "2021-10-09T08:26:20Z")
5031 = 32 x 13 x 43 They must bust in early May ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5499 "2021-10-09T08:32:24Z")
5032 Orders from the D.A. Look out kid, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5500 "2021-10-09T10:13:48Z")
5033 = 7 × 719 Don’t matter what you did ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5501 "2021-10-09T10:27:01Z")
5034 Walk on your tip toes ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5502 "2021-10-09T10:29:10Z")
5035 = 5 x 19 x 53 Don’t tie no bows ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5503 "2021-10-09T15:03:56Z")
5036 = 22 × 1259 Better stay away from those ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5504 "2021-10-09T17:09:16Z")
5037 = 3 x 23 x 73 That carry around a fire hose [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=276)