# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5545 "2021-10-13T20:34:32Z")
5077 - Prime! Don’t want to be a bum ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2021, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5546 "2021-10-13T23:33:37Z")
5078 = 2 × 2539 (Wow, this is only the second time “2539” has appeared in this thread!) You better chew gum ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5547 "2021-10-14T03:42:19Z")
5079 The pump don’t work ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5548 "2021-10-14T10:29:48Z")
5080 = 23 × 5 × 127 'Cause the vandals took the handles. ---
**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5549 "2021-10-14T16:43:46Z")
5081 = 5081 \* 1 A prime example of how to handle vandals. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5550 "2021-10-14T17:44:16Z")
5082 = 2 × 3 × 7 × 112 Anyone got a song? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5551 "2021-10-14T17:52:05Z")
5083 = 13 x 17 x 23 Has this one been done yet? The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5552 "2021-10-14T18:00:00Z")
5084 = 22 × 31 × 41 Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee [good one] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5553 "2021-10-14T21:17:47Z")
5085 The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5554 "2021-10-14T22:19:37Z")
5086 = 2 x 2543 When the skies of November turn gloomy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5555 "2021-10-14T23:14:02Z")
5087 With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5556 "2021-10-15T04:30:37Z")
5088 = 25 × 3 × 53 Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5557 "2021-10-15T04:57:21Z")
5089 That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5558 "2021-10-15T12:36:09Z")
5090 = 2 × 5 × 509 When the gales of November came early ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5559 "2021-10-15T15:31:57Z")
5091 = 3 x 1697 The ship was the pride of the American side ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5560 "2021-10-15T15:38:08Z")
5092 Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5561 "2021-10-15T16:52:50Z")
5093 = 11 × 463 As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5562 "2021-10-15T17:08:52Z")
5094 With a crew and good captain well seasoned ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5563 "2021-10-15T17:16:07Z")
5095 = 5 x 1019 Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5564 "2021-10-15T18:55:15Z")
5096 When they left fully loaded for Cleveland [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=277) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=279)