# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5605 "2021-10-19T09:38:41Z")
5137 = 11 x 467 Superior, they said, never gives up her dead ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5606 "2021-10-19T13:15:58Z")
5138 = 2 × 7 × 367 When the gales of November come early. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5607 "2021-10-20T21:35:10Z")
5139 = 32 x 571 That has left us all a bit thoughtful, has it not? Something cheerful now, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5608 "2021-10-20T22:15:41Z")
5140 So here she’s actin’ happy inside her handsome home And me, I’m flyin’ in my taxi, takin’ tips and gettin’ stoned. [This is one of Harry Chapin’s long story songs. It’s not as well known as some, but it has a happy ending, so it should fit the “cheerful” criterion. If it’s not immediately recognizable, it’s called “Sequel,” as it continues the story of Harry and Sue from “Taxi.”] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5609 "2021-10-21T04:17:16Z")
5141 = 53 × 97 I got into town a little early ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5610 "2021-10-21T04:36:46Z")
5142 Had eight hours to kill before the show ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5611 "2021-10-21T10:24:25Z")
5143 = 37 × 139 First thought about heading up north of the bay ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5612 "2021-10-21T11:52:22Z")
5144 = 23 x 643 Then knew where I had to go ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5613 "2021-10-21T11:57:09Z")
5145 = 3 × 5 × 73 I thought about taking a Limousine ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5614 "2021-10-21T12:05:18Z")
5146 = 2 x 31 x 83 Or at least a fancy car ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5615 "2021-10-21T14:34:23Z")
5147 But I ended up taking a taxi ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5616 "2021-10-21T19:14:34Z")
5148 = 22 × 32 × 11 × 13 'Cause that’s how I got this far ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5617 "2021-10-21T22:14:23Z")
5149 = 19 x 271 It was ten years goin’ in the front seat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5618 "2021-10-21T22:40:25Z")
5150 = 2 × 52 × 103 Drivin’ stoned, feelin’ no pain ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2021, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5619 "2021-10-21T22:53:06Z")
5151 = 3 x 17 x 101 Now, here I am straight and sittin’ in the back ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5620 "2021-10-22T00:35:21Z")
5152 = 25 x 7 x 23 Hitting Sixteen Parkside Lane ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5621 "2021-10-22T02:40:45Z")
5153, a prime, or 5.153 × 103 The driveway was the same, as I remembered ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5622 "2021-10-22T06:00:30Z")
5154 And a butler came and answered the door ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5623 "2021-10-22T07:44:57Z")
5155 = 5 × 1031 He just shook his head, when I asked for her ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5624 "2021-10-22T07:47:53Z")
5156 And said, “She doesn’t live here anymore” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=282)