# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5886 "2021-11-19T22:36:01Z")
5416 It took a second to put it all together, I said ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5887 "2021-11-19T23:29:57Z")
5417, prime! Ooh la la la la la ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5888 "2021-11-20T00:37:56Z")
5418 = 2 × 32 × 7 × 43 Looking good Carlene ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5889 "2021-11-20T03:29:27Z")
5419 Oh-my-my-my-my-my ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5890 "2021-11-20T08:05:34Z")
5420 = 22 × 5 × 271 Times been good to you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5891 "2021-11-20T08:07:35Z")
5421 If you know what I mean, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5892 "2021-11-20T08:19:38Z")
5422 = 2 × 2711 Girl you glitter like Hollywood ---
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5423 Good God Carlene, you sure are lookin’ good! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5894 "2021-11-20T08:50:23Z")
5424 = 24 x 3 x 113 Good god Carlene [ETA: Does this count as ninja’d? Count adjusted, to win time in our relentless progress towards a million] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5895 "2021-11-20T09:01:13Z")
5424 [Naw, you’re doing fine, @Pardel-Lux] You sure are looking good! [Aside: Phil Vassar is a little bit of an anomaly in American country music. For starters, he’s a pianist, and many of his songs are arranged for piano primarily, though there are backing musicians. It’s the piano in “Carlene” that attracted me to it, as I play piano also. The video is a hoot–he’s playing a piano on a rooftop, while Carlene adorns billboards and buses. Others of his that are worth checking out include “Don’t Miss Your Life,” where he laments that touring takes so much time away from being with family; and “This is God,” which is memorable and haunting. It begins with him playing piano on a Nashville street, and encountering a lot of people, and I cannot really describe it from there. But it is definitely memorable.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5896 "2021-11-20T09:06:33Z")
5425 = 52 x 7 x 31 I said I hope to see you again someday [I had never hear him or of him, perhaps he is not that known across the Atlantic. But Carlene does look gorgeous indeed in that video, though to be frank: she already did when she wore the glasses, and they were not so thick rimmed as the song suggests. But that might be me: I always had a weakness for red haired women. Will check the other songs you mentioned] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5897 "2021-11-20T09:11:15Z")
5426 [Whoops! You jumped ahead a bit. Here’s the next line:] She said, “Hop in, let’s go for a spin,” [Okay, I’ll admit it, I’ve got a soft spot for redheaded girls in glasses. I had at least two girlfriends like that in high school.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5898 "2021-11-20T09:18:40Z")
5457 = 3 x 17 x 107 Tell me whatcha been doing boy and where you been [Oooops, missed a whole strpphe] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5899 "2021-11-20T09:22:21Z")
5458 I said, I write songs, you probably didn’t know, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5900 "2021-11-20T09:56:45Z")
5459 = 53 x 103 but I finally got a couple out on country radio ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5901 "2021-11-20T15:13:48Z")
5460 = 22 × 3 × 5 × 7 × 13 She said, "What a switch, ain’t life funny, I’ve got a PhD, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5902 "2021-11-20T19:15:21Z")
5461 = 43 x 127 now I’m modeling for money." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5903 "2021-11-20T20:07:01Z")
5462 Imagine little miss four-point-o ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5904 "2021-11-20T21:50:44Z")
5463 = 32 × 607 Just smiling for the camera on the cover of Vogue ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5905 "2021-11-20T23:46:55Z")
5464 = 23 x 683 I said you’ve come a long way since graduation [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=294) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=296)