# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5966 "2021-12-02T08:54:58Z")
5524 = 22 x 1381 I won’t be wandering no more ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5967 "2021-12-02T09:28:45Z")
5525 Adioleyihuuu, Adioleyihuuu. [And now, let’s get on to something we all know.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5968 "2021-12-02T09:37:02Z")
[Ah, hang on. I’ve been waiting to use this one for some time:] This shirt is old and faded [I actually have a “this shirt.” For those who need help, it’s “This Shirt,” by Mary Chapin Carpenter.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5969 "2021-12-02T11:36:23Z")
5526 = 2 x 32 x 307 All the color’s washed away ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5970 "2021-12-02T20:23:13Z")
5527 I’ve had it now for more damn years ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5971 "2021-12-03T09:20:13Z")
5528 = 23 x 691 Than I can count anyway ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5972 "2021-12-03T13:00:02Z")
5529 = 3 × 19 × 97 I wear it beneath my jacket ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5973 "2021-12-03T16:51:14Z")
5530 = 2 x 5 x 7 x 79 With the collar turned up high ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5974 "2021-12-03T18:26:32Z")
5531 So old I should replace it ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5975 "2021-12-03T18:28:21Z")
5532 = 22 x 3 x 461 But I’m not about to try ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5976 "2021-12-03T18:33:02Z")
5533 This shirt’s got silver buttons ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5977 "2021-12-03T18:48:09Z")
5534 = 2 x 2767 And a place upon the sleeve ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5978 "2021-12-04T03:03:38Z")
5535 = 33 × 5 × 41 Where I used to set my heart up ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5979 "2021-12-04T03:11:53Z")
5536 Right there anyone could see ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5980 "2021-12-04T03:14:36Z")
5537 = 72 × 113 This shirt is the one I wore ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5981 "2021-12-04T03:29:54Z")
5538 To every boring high school dance ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5982 "2021-12-04T03:42:57Z")
5539 = 29 × 191 Where the boys ignored the girls ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5983 "2021-12-04T06:14:57Z")
5540 And we all pretended to like the band ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5984 "2021-12-04T09:53:59Z")
5541 = 3 x 1847 This shirt was a pillow for my head ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/5985 "2021-12-04T10:52:57Z")
5542 On a train through Italy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=298) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=300)