# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6226 "2022-01-13T20:37:30Z")

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5783, the 759th. prime.

Money got tight

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5784 = 23 × 3 × 241

And they just didn’t count on

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**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6228 "2022-01-13T22:25:14Z")

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5785 = 5 x 13 x 89

The tears

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**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6229 "2022-01-13T22:34:16Z")

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5786 = 2 × 11 × 263

They lived for a while in a

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**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6230 "2022-01-13T22:36:22Z")

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5787

Very nice style

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**Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6231 "2022-01-13T23:21:31Z")

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5788 = 22 x 1447

But it’s always the same in the end

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6232 "2022-01-14T07:05:11Z")

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5789 = 7 × 827

They got a divorce as a matter

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6233 "2022-01-14T08:15:30Z")

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5790

Of course

[Just because I’m curious–has anybody else ever know a real-life “Brenda and Eddie”? I sure have.]

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6234 "2022-01-14T08:36:05Z")

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5791, 760th. prime.

And they parted the closest

[Yes, I have. My wife has developed a Law according to which the more extravagant and lavish the wedding party, the sooner and bitterer the divorce, and vice versa. Holds pretty well, though the sample size is admittedly very small.]

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6235 "2022-01-14T09:30:23Z")

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5792

Of friends

[In my case, “Brenda and Eddie” were Sue and Jeff. He was the Big Man on our high school campus, and she was the head cheerleader. I’ve kept in touch with them via Facebook. He’s summited Everest twice, while she has won awards for equestrian dressage. Extremely well off, both of them.

But a few years ago, things went south. Jeff found somebody younger (he’s my age, early 60s, putting him at about 55 when this happened, and so is/was Sue), and the marriage fell apart. I’m of the understanding that it was a very messy divorce, involving kids, horses, real estate, holdings of investments in the US and Canada, and so on. They may have been the popular steadies, and the king and the queen of the prom, but they “sure didn’t count on the tears.”]

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6236 "2022-01-14T12:30:11Z")

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5793 = 3 × 1931

Then the king and the queen went

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6237 "2022-01-14T13:54:36Z")

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5794 = 2 x 2897

Back to the green

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6238 "2022-01-14T19:07:19Z")

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5795

But you can never go back

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6239 "2022-01-14T19:18:14Z")

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5796 = 22 x 32 x 7 x 23

There again

[Well, the couples I thought of were not in the same league as Sue and Jeff, and they did not wait until the kids were grown up to declare war.]

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6240 "2022-01-15T06:44:56Z")

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5797 = 11 × 17 × 31

Brenda and Eddie had had it

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6241 "2022-01-15T06:52:27Z")

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5798

Already by the summer of '75

[Sue and Jeff are each fine people, but maybe they had too much too soon, like Brenda and Eddie, and couldn’t handle it.]

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6242 "2022-01-15T07:05:09Z")

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5799 = 3 × 1933

From the high to the low to

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6243 "2022-01-15T07:08:01Z")

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5800!

The end of the show

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6244 "2022-01-15T11:05:53Z")

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5801, prime

For the rest of their lives

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6245 "2022-01-15T14:05:57Z")

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5802 = 2 × 3 × 967

They couldn’t go back to

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