# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6346 "2022-01-25T08:06:52Z")
5903, a prime She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy ---
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5904 = 24 x 32 x 41 I said, “Be careful his bow tie is really a camera” ---
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5905 = 5 × 1181 Toss me a cigarette, I think there’s one in my raincoat ---
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5906 = 2 x 2953 We smoked the last one an hour ago ---
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5907 = 3 × 11 × 179 So I looked at the scenery ---
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5908 = 22 x 7 x 211 She read her magazine ---
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5909 = 19 × 311 And the moon rose over an open field ---
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5910 = 2 x 3 x 5 x 197 “Kathy, I’m lost”, I said ---
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5911 Though I knew she was sleeping ---
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5912 = 23 x 739 “I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why” ---
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5913 Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike [Some friends and I were visiting Princeton, NJ. We had a spare day, so we drove up to New York City. While we were driving up on the New Jersey Turnpike, somebody asked, “Is anybody counting the cars?” We all cracked up.] ---
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5914 = 2 x 2957 They’ve all come to look for America ---
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5915 = 5 × 7 × 132 All come to look for America ---
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5916 = 22 x 3 x 17 x 29 All come to look for America ---
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5917 [That one was mine, so it’s up to somebody else for the next.] ---
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5918 = 2 x 11 x 269 Summertime! And the living is easy ---
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5919 = 3 × 1973 Fish are jumpin’ and the cotton is high ---
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5920 Oh, your daddy’s rich and your ma is good-looking ---
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5921 = 31 x 191 So, hush, little baby, don’t you cry. ---
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5922 = 2 × 32 × 7 × 47 One of these mornings [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=317) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=319)