# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6406 "2022-02-01T09:52:50Z")
5963 = 67 x 89 John and Mitchie were gettin’ kind of itchy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6407 "2022-02-01T11:04:02Z")
5964 Just to leave the folk music behind ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6408 "2022-02-01T12:19:42Z")
5965 = 5 × 1193 Zal and Denny workin’ for a penny ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6409 "2022-02-01T15:14:44Z")
5966 = 2 x 19 x 157 Tryin’ to get a fish on the line ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6410 "2022-02-01T15:54:55Z")
5967 = 33 x 13 x 17 In a coffee house Sebastian sat ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6411 "2022-02-01T16:18:31Z")
5968 = 24 x 373 And after every number they’d pass the hat ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6412 "2022-02-01T20:41:58Z")
5969 = 47 x 127 McGuinn and McGuire ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6413 "2022-02-01T20:59:50Z")
5970 = 2 x 3 x 5 x 199 just a-gettin’ higher in L.A ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6414 "2022-02-01T22:48:31Z")
5971 You know where that’s at ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6415 "2022-02-01T22:58:15Z")
5972 = 22 x 1493 And no one’s gettin’ fat except Mama Cass ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6416 "2022-02-01T23:36:57Z")
5973 Zally said Denny, you know there aren’t many ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6417 "2022-02-02T04:09:10Z")
5974 = 2 × 29 × 103 Who can sing a song the way that you do; let’s go south" ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6418 "2022-02-02T05:32:04Z")
5975 Denny said Zally, golly, don’t you think that I wish ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6419 "2022-02-02T08:32:42Z")
5976 = 23 x 32 x 83 I could play guitar like you" ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6420 "2022-02-02T10:45:37Z")
5977 = 43 × 139 Zal, Denny, and Sebastian sat (at the Night Owl) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6421 "2022-02-02T18:55:28Z")
5978 = 2 x 72 x 61 And after every number they’d pass the hat ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6422 "2022-02-02T22:40:44Z")
5979 McGuinn and McGuire still a gettin’ higher ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6423 "2022-02-02T22:48:12Z")
5980 = 22 x 5 x 13 x 23 in L.A You know where that’s at ---
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5981 And no one’s gettin’ fat except Mama Cass ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6425 "2022-02-03T05:21:00Z")
5982 = 2 x 3 x 997 When Cass was a sophomore [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=322)