# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 322
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6426 "2022-02-03T05:26:02Z")
5983 = 31 × 193 Planned to go to Swarthmore ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6427 "2022-02-03T07:56:11Z")
5984 = 25 x 11 x 17 But she changed her mind one day ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6428 "2022-02-03T11:22:27Z")
5985 = 32 × 5 × 7 × 19 Standin’ on the turnpike ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6429 "2022-02-03T12:53:44Z")
5986 = 2 x 41 x 73 thumb out to hitchhike ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6430 "2022-02-03T21:58:31Z")
5987 Take me to New York right away ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6431 "2022-02-03T22:54:15Z")
5988 = 2\>sup\>2 × 3 × 499 When Denny met Cass ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6432 "2022-02-03T23:11:48Z")
5989 He gave her love bumps ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6433 "2022-02-04T15:40:23Z")
5990 = 2 × 5 × 599 Called John and Zal and that was the Mugwumps ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6434 "2022-02-04T17:26:41Z")
5991 = 3 x 1997 McGuinn and McGuire couldn’t get no higher ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6435 "2022-02-05T00:53:59Z")
5992 But that’s what they were aimin’ at ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6436 "2022-02-05T01:50:58Z")
5993 = 13 × 461 And no one’s gettin’ fat except Mama Cass ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6437 "2022-02-05T08:54:43Z")
5994 = 2 x 34 x 37 Mugwumps, high jumps, low slumps, big bumps ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6438 "2022-02-05T08:59:12Z")
5995 = 5 × 11 × 109 Don’t you work as hard as you play ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6439 "2022-02-05T09:08:25Z")
5996 = 22 x 1499 Make up, break up, everything is shake up ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6440 "2022-02-05T19:21:35Z")
5997 Guess it had to be that way ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6441 "2022-02-05T21:07:09Z")
5998 = 2 x 2999 Sebastian and Zal formed the 'Spoonful ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6442 "2022-02-06T06:24:38Z")
5999 = 7 × 857 Michelle, John, and Denny gettin’ very tuneful ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6443 "2022-02-06T08:18:53Z")
6000 = 24 x 3 x 53, 0.6% of the way, 99.4% to go. McGuinn and McGuire just a-catchin’ fire in L.A ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6444 "2022-02-06T13:39:11Z")
[YAY!!! We’re 0.6% of the way to a million!] 6001 = 17 × 353 You know where that’s at ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6445 "2022-02-06T19:04:50Z")
6002 And everybody’s gettin’ fat except Mama Cass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=321) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=323)