# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/662 "2019-02-27T16:53:56Z")

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647 next, I should think, squire.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/663 "2019-02-28T02:00:42Z")

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And here we are at 648.

Like fighting ignorance, this thread is taking longer than we thought.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/664 "2019-02-28T02:23:16Z")

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649

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/665 "2019-02-28T04:00:59Z")

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An easy one:

DCL

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/666 "2019-02-28T06:13:48Z")

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651

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/667 "2019-02-28T14:55:18Z")

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Six five two!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/668 "2019-02-28T22:55:26Z")

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653

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/669 "2019-02-28T23:52:25Z")

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Six five four!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/670 "2019-03-01T20:18:29Z")

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1. 

Are we there yet?

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**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/671 "2019-03-01T20:21:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 1. 
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> Are we there yet?

1. 

Almost! Only 99.934% to go!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/672 "2019-03-02T06:30:21Z")

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657

**SuperAbe** , does that change the percentage any?

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**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/673 "2019-03-02T07:26:13Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> 657
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> **SuperAbe** , does that change the percentage any?

Roundly speaking? No.

658  
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Nope, not yet …

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/674 "2019-03-03T06:30:10Z")

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Okay, how about this:

659

Any change yet?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/675 "2019-03-03T06:34:59Z")

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660

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/676 "2019-03-03T07:01:23Z")

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661

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**Author:** ![darek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@darek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/677 "2019-03-09T04:07:00Z")

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662

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/678 "2019-03-09T04:43:43Z")

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6…6…3 KIDS! STOP ASKING IF WE’RE THERE YET! I or one of us will let you know, fer crissake. go to sleep.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/679 "2019-03-12T07:37:46Z")

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Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m 664?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/680 "2019-03-12T07:57:14Z")

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665, I’m keeping it alive.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/681 "2019-03-12T08:07:37Z")

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I guess that makes me the Antichrist: 666.

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