# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6786 "2022-03-27T18:21:39Z")
6342 But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6787 "2022-03-27T20:00:39Z")
6343, prime! She’s worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6788 "2022-03-28T03:26:52Z")
6344 = 23 × 13 × 61 And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6789 "2022-03-28T03:36:56Z")
6345 And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6790 "2022-03-28T03:39:02Z")
6346 = 2 × 19 × 167 Rise again, rise again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6791 "2022-03-28T05:32:41Z")
6347 That her name not be lost to the knowledge of men ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6792 "2022-03-28T06:56:21Z")
6348 = 22 x 3 x 232 All those who loved her best and who were with her till the end ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6793 "2022-03-28T21:12:20Z")
6349 = 7 × 907 Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6794 "2022-03-29T03:01:48Z")
6350 All spring, now, we’ve been with her on a barge lent by a friend ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6795 "2022-03-29T05:53:21Z")
6351 = 3 × 29 × 73 Three dives a day in hard-hat suit and twice I’ve had the bends ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6796 "2022-03-29T09:07:00Z")
6352 = 24 x 397 Thank God it’s only sixty feet and the currents here are slow ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6797 "2022-03-29T19:17:23Z")
6353 Or I’d never have the strength to go below ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6798 "2022-03-29T19:56:58Z")
6354 = 2 x 32 x 353 So we’ve patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and porthole down ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6799 "2022-03-30T05:36:53Z")
6355 = 5 × 31 × 41 Put cables to her fore and aft and girded her around ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6800 "2022-03-30T07:39:46Z")
6356 Tomorrow noon we hit the air and then take up the strain ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6801 "2022-03-30T08:07:37Z")
6357 = 3 x 13 x 163 And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6802 "2022-03-30T16:29:44Z")
6358 = 2 × 11 × 172 Rise again, rise again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6803 "2022-03-31T08:40:35Z")
6359 That her name not be lost to the knowledge of men ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6804 "2022-03-31T09:15:14Z")
6360 = 23 x 3 x 5 x 53 All those who loved her best and who were with her till the end ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6805 "2022-03-31T23:50:50Z")
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