# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6986 "2022-04-29T07:30:05Z")
6542 He asks you how it feels ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6987 "2022-04-29T07:41:59Z")
6543 = 32 x 727 And he says, "Here is your throat back ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6988 "2022-04-30T07:08:40Z")
6544 = 24 × 409 Thanks for the loan" ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6989 "2022-04-30T09:02:34Z")
6545 = 5 x 7 x 11 x 17 And you know something is happening ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6990 "2022-04-30T09:10:48Z")
6546 But you don’t know what it is ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6991 "2022-04-30T09:14:44Z")
6547, prime! Do you, Mister Jones? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6992 "2022-04-30T23:20:59Z")
6548 = 22 × 1637 Now you see this one-eyed midget ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6993 "2022-05-01T08:34:49Z")
6549 = 3 x 37 x 59 Shouting the word “NOW” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6994 "2022-05-01T11:30:16Z")
6550 = 2 × 52 × 131 And you say, “For what reason?” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6995 "2022-05-01T13:31:22Z")
6551, prime. And he says, “How?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6996 "2022-05-01T21:33:21Z")
6552 = 23 × 32 × 7 × 13 And you say, “What does this mean?” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6997 "2022-05-02T09:16:45Z")
6553, prime. And he screams back, "You’re a cow ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6998 "2022-05-03T02:46:47Z")
6554 Give me some milk or else go home" ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/6999 "2022-05-03T11:42:50Z")
6555 = 3 × 5 × 19 × 23 And you know something’s happening ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7000 "2022-05-03T18:00:41Z")
6556 = 22 x 11 x 149 But you don’t know what it is ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7001 "2022-05-03T21:56:06Z")
6557 Do you, Mr. Jones? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7002 "2022-05-04T04:16:45Z")
6558 = 2 × 3 × 1093 Well, you walk into the room ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7003 "2022-05-04T04:18:07Z")
6559 Like a camel, and then you frown ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7004 "2022-05-04T04:32:02Z")
6560 = 25 × 5 × 41 You put your eyes in your pocket ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7005 "2022-05-04T06:34:51Z")
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