# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2022, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7006 "2022-05-05T12:08:38Z")
6562 = 2 × 17 × 193 There ought to be a law ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7007 "2022-05-05T13:08:17Z")
6563, a prime. Against you comin’ around ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7008 "2022-05-05T22:03:27Z")
6564 You should be made to wear earphones ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7009 "2022-05-06T06:15:16Z")
6565 = 5 × 13 × 101 'Cause something is happening ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7010 "2022-05-06T08:11:31Z")
6566 = 2 x 72 x 67 And you don’t know what it is [That part about being made to wear earphones always had me intrigued: I wear headphones at work all the time! Whatever Mr. Dylan meant I don’t know what it is.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7011 "2022-05-06T08:52:47Z")
6567 Do you, Mr. Jones? [Earphones: I always had one plugged into my head in the late 60s/early 70s. My great little transistor radio. Schoolteachers wouldn’t allow it, but at lunch, and after school, they couldn’t do a thing. My transistor radio was a constant companion in those days, mostly via earphones.] Next in play: I gave a girl a ride in my wagon [Hint: “Chevy Van,” by Sammy Johns.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7012 "2022-05-06T12:09:36Z")
6568 = 23 x 821 She crawled in and took control ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7013 "2022-05-07T04:29:26Z")
6569 She was tired as her mind was a-draggin’ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7014 "2022-05-07T07:45:04Z")
6570 = 2 × 32 × 5 × 73 I said get some sleep and dream of rock and roll ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7015 "2022-05-07T08:34:50Z")
6571, prime. 'Cause like a picture she was laying there ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7016 "2022-05-07T17:40:19Z")
6572 = 22 × 31 × 53 Moonlight dancing off her hair ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7017 "2022-05-07T21:45:55Z")
6573 = 3 x 7 x 313 She woke up and took me by the hand ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7018 "2022-05-08T06:52:20Z")
6574 = 2 × 19 × 173 She’s gonna love me in my Chevy van ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7019 "2022-05-08T07:21:43Z")
6575 And that’s all right with me ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7020 "2022-05-08T13:09:32Z")
6576 = 24 x 3 x 137 Her young face was like that of an angel ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7021 "2022-05-08T19:39:40Z")
6577, a prime Her long legs were tanned and brown ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7022 "2022-05-08T20:43:55Z")
6578 = 2 x 11 x 13 x 23 Better keep your eyes on the road, son ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7023 "2022-05-09T01:42:28Z")
6579 Better slow this vehicle down ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7024 "2022-05-09T04:35:15Z")
6580 = 94 x 70 'Cause like a picture she was laying there ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7025 "2022-05-09T04:37:13Z")
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