# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 352
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7026 "2022-05-09T10:37:50Z")
6582 = 2 × 3 × 1097 She woke up and took me by the hand ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7027 "2022-05-09T11:18:25Z")
6583 = 29 x 227 She’s gonna love me in my Chevy van ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7028 "2022-05-10T04:03:11Z")
6584 = 23 × 823 And that’s all right with me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7029 "2022-05-10T07:07:22Z")
6585 I put her out in a town that was so small ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7030 "2022-05-10T08:10:30Z")
6586 = 2 x 37 x 89 You could throw a rock from end to end ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7031 "2022-05-10T08:25:48Z")
6587 A dirt road main street, she walked off in bare feet ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7032 "2022-05-10T09:19:11Z")
6588 = 22 x 33 x 61 It’s a shame I won’t be passin’ through again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7033 "2022-05-10T20:58:06Z")
6589 'Cause like a princess she was laying there ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7034 "2022-05-11T03:19:32Z")
6590 = 6580 + 10 And moonlight dancing off her hair ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7035 "2022-05-11T04:56:21Z")
6591 She woke up and took me by the hand ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7036 "2022-05-11T05:49:06Z")
6592 = 26 × 103 We made love in my Chevy van ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7037 "2022-05-11T06:45:47Z")
6593 And that’s all right with me. [Suggest we call this one finished now. We’ve got two more choruses of “Like a princess she was laying there,” and it might be more interesting and fun to move on to something else. That one was mine, so it’s somebody else’s turn.] ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7038 "2022-05-11T14:29:36Z")
6594 You get a shiver in the dark ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7039 "2022-05-11T15:55:58Z")
6595 = 5 x 1319 It’s raining in the park but meantime ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7040 "2022-05-11T20:03:31Z")
6596 South of the river you stop and you hold everything ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7041 "2022-05-11T21:09:28Z")
6597 = 32 x 733 A band is blowing Dixie double four time ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7042 "2022-05-11T23:21:55Z")
6598 You feel alright when you hear the music ring ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7043 "2022-05-12T03:38:07Z")
6599 Well now you step inside but you don’t see too many faces ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7044 "2022-05-12T05:56:26Z")
6600 Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7045 "2022-05-12T08:01:33Z")
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