# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/702 "2019-03-29T21:54:43Z")
Oh yeah? 693 Take that! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/703 "2019-03-29T22:10:04Z")
1. Y’all getting cranky or something? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/704 "2019-03-30T09:48:34Z")
1. Naw, just keepin’ on keepin’ on. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/705 "2019-04-15T03:02:34Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/706 "2019-04-15T05:06:23Z")
1. Thanks, **Beck** ; it’s about time somebody restarted this thing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/707 "2019-04-19T02:27:48Z")
698 ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/708 "2019-04-19T05:08:14Z")
699 Ooh, it’s getting good. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/709 "2019-04-19T05:11:42Z")
1. Usually I prefer uppers to downers. Unless you count beer as a downer. in which case, this game is stupid and everyone should jump ship and play my game instead. ---
**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/710 "2019-04-19T05:16:52Z")
701 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/711 "2019-04-19T05:38:57Z")
702…we can do both, right? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/712 "2019-04-19T05:45:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > 702…we can do both, right? Do as I suggest, not as i do… 703 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/713 "2019-04-19T05:54:02Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Do as I suggest, not as i do… > > 703 Yea, yea that’s always what the higher ups say. 704 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/714 "2019-04-19T06:02:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Yea, yea that’s always what the higher ups say. > > 704 Now if only I got higher-up’s salary… 705 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/715 "2019-04-19T21:11:57Z")
1. Sadly, I have no pithy comment to make. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/716 "2019-04-19T21:43:47Z")
1. Nice number. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/717 "2019-04-19T21:47:41Z")
I agree. And it flies better than the 708. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/718 "2019-04-20T23:26:01Z")
709 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/719 "2019-04-21T08:10:14Z")
1. What do you bet the next poster to add to this thread refers to the convenience store? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/720 "2019-04-21T15:08:00Z")
7-11, ooh, I got to do it. What a convenience. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/721 "2019-04-22T02:46:14Z")
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