# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7366 "2022-07-29T19:44:52Z")
7020 His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7367 "2022-07-29T20:19:07Z")
7021 = 7 x 17 x 59 And when you reach the scene of crime—_Macavity’s not there!_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7368 "2022-07-30T05:51:28Z")
7022 You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air— [What happened to @panache45 ? He hasn’t participated in this thread for at least a week.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7369 "2022-07-30T08:32:45Z")
7023 = 3 x 2341 But I tell you once and once again, _Macavity’s not there!_ [I am starting to worry too. Second long pause in a short time. I hope everything is OK and @panache45 is just on holiday!] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7370 "2022-07-30T16:56:39Z")
7024 Macavity’s a ginger cat, he’s very tall and thin; [Hope you’re OK, @panache45 , and just enjoying a vacation!] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7371 "2022-07-30T18:52:01Z")
7025 = 52 x 281 You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7372 "2022-07-30T19:20:06Z")
7026 His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed; ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7373 "2022-07-30T19:45:06Z")
7027, a prime. His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7374 "2022-07-31T04:02:21Z")
7028 He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake; ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7375 "2022-07-31T07:34:52Z")
7029 = 32 x 11 x 71 And when you think he’s half asleep, he’s always wide awake. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7376 "2022-07-31T16:49:22Z")
7030 Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7377 "2022-07-31T20:53:00Z")
7031 = 79 x 89 For he’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7378 "2022-08-01T02:51:38Z")
7032 You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square— ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7379 "2022-08-01T08:09:06Z")
7033 = 13 x 541 But when a crime’s discovered, then _Macavity’s not there!_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7380 "2022-08-02T01:54:17Z")
7034 He’s outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7381 "2022-08-02T08:59:41Z")
7035 = 3 x 5 x 7 x 67 And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard’s. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7382 "2022-08-02T09:48:18Z")
7036 And when the larder’s looted, or the jewel-case is rifled, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7383 "2022-08-02T10:35:45Z")
7037 = 31 x 227 Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke’s been stifled, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7384 "2022-08-03T20:22:30Z")
7038 Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair— ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7385 "2022-08-03T20:49:46Z")
7039, prime. Ay, there’s the wonder of the thing! _Macavity’s not there!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=368) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=370)