# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 370
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7386 "2022-08-03T23:54:46Z")
7040 And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty’s gone astray, ---
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7041 = 3 x 2347 Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way, ---
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7042 There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair— ---
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7043, prime. But it’s useless to investigate—_Macavity’s not there!_ ---
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7044 And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say: ---
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7045 = 5 x 1409 ‘It _must_ have been Macavity!’—but he’s a mile away. ---
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7046 You’ll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs; ---
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7047 / 3 = 2349 ---
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7048 = 23 x 881 Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums. ---
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7049 Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity, ---
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7050 = 2 x 3 x 52 x 47 There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity. ---
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7051 He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare: ---
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7052 = 22 x 41 x 43 At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN’T THERE! ---
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7053 And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known ---
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7054 = 2 x 3527 (I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone) ---
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7055 Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time ---
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7056 = 24 x 32 x 72 Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime! ---
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7057 [Okay, since that one was mine, it’s your turn now.] ---
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7058 = 2 x 3529 [OK, now for something quite different] Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face ---
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7059 You’ve been getting quite a name [Ha! “Jesus Christ Superstar.” Well played, sir! Let’s continue.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=369) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=371)