# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7546 "2022-09-24T05:28:54Z")
7299 I stand right up and I let her shoot through me ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7547 "2022-09-24T14:20:18Z")
7300 Now, the night was bright and the stars threw light ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7548 "2022-09-24T22:24:41Z")
7301 = 72 x 149 on Billy and Davy dancin’ in the moonlight ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7549 "2022-09-24T23:19:27Z")
7302 They were down near the water in a stone mud fight ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7550 "2022-09-25T15:19:30Z")
7303 = 67 x 109 Killer Joe gone passed out on the lawn ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7551 "2022-09-27T01:55:47Z")
7304 Well now, Hazy Davy got really hurt ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7552 "2022-09-27T06:11:30Z")
7305 = 3 x 5 x 487 he ran into the lake in just his socks and a shirt ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7553 "2022-09-27T06:38:14Z")
7306 Me and Crazy Janey was makin’ love in the dirt ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7554 "2022-09-27T07:38:13Z")
7307, prime singin’ our birthday songs ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7555 "2022-09-27T07:39:56Z")
7308 Janey said it was time to go ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7556 "2022-09-27T08:04:59Z")
7309, prime again. So we closed our eyes and said goodbye to gypsy angel row, felt so right ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7557 "2022-09-27T09:31:31Z")
7310 Together we moved like spirits in the night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7558 "2022-09-27T12:51:35Z")
7311 = 2437 Baby don’t know what they can do to you ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7559 "2022-09-27T14:19:46Z")
7312 Them spirits in the night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7560 "2022-09-27T20:56:03Z")
7313 All night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7561 "2022-09-27T21:50:31Z")
7314 = 2 x 3 x 23 x 53 Stand right up and let it shoot right through you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7562 "2022-09-27T22:39:04Z")
7315 Like a spirit in the night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7563 "2022-09-27T22:59:50Z")
7316 All night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7564 "2022-09-28T08:00:32Z")
7317 = 33 x 271 All night (all night) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7565 "2022-09-28T08:31:06Z")
7318 [I think we go “All Night (all night)” for the next number of verses. Might as well be Lionel Richie at that point. Is it time for another?] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=377) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=379)