# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7606 "2022-10-15T06:07:41Z")
7359 To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7607 "2022-10-15T07:41:43Z")
7360 = 26 x 5 x 23 Time to turn back and descend the stair, ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7608 "2022-10-15T15:04:47Z")
7361 With a bald spot in the middle of my hair— ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7609 "2022-10-15T17:24:25Z")
7362 = 2 x 32 x 409 (They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7610 "2022-10-15T18:00:54Z")
7363 My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin, ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7611 "2022-10-15T20:18:59Z")
7364 = 22 x 7 x 263 My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin — ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7612 "2022-10-17T23:12:00Z")
7365 (They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7613 "2022-10-18T03:14:29Z")
7366=7367-1 Do I dare ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7614 "2022-10-18T06:50:11Z")
7367 = 53 x 139 Disturb the universe? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7615 "2022-10-18T14:17:39Z")
7368 In a minute there is time ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7616 "2022-10-20T16:11:47Z")
7369, prime. For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7617 "2022-10-21T02:37:56Z")
7370 For I have known them all already, known them all: ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7618 "2022-10-21T07:53:09Z")
7371 = 34 x 7 x 13 Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7619 "2022-10-25T06:58:13Z")
7372 I have measured out my life with coffee spoons; ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7620 "2022-10-25T09:10:10Z")
7373 = 73 x 101 I know the voices dying with a dying fall ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7621 "2022-10-29T04:59:30Z")
7374 Beneath the music from a farther room. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7622 "2022-10-29T19:54:22Z")
7375 = 53 x 59 So how should I presume? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7623 "2022-10-29T20:02:34Z")
7376 And I have known the eyes already, known them all— ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7624 "2022-10-29T20:08:32Z")
7377 = 3 x 2459 The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7625 "2022-11-01T07:08:03Z")
7378 And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=380) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=382)