# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 382
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7626 "2022-11-01T13:14:30Z")
7379 = 47 x 157 When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7627 "2022-11-04T20:46:04Z")
7380 Then how should I begin ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7628 "2022-11-04T20:47:38Z")
7381 = 112 x 61 To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7629 "2022-11-04T20:49:41Z")
7382 And how should I presume? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7630 "2022-11-04T20:50:33Z")
7383 = 3 x 23 x 107 And I have known the arms already, known them all— ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7631 "2022-11-04T21:09:06Z")
7384 Arms that are braceleted and white and bare ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7632 "2022-11-04T21:33:09Z")
7485 = 5 x 7 x 211 (But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7633 "2022-11-04T21:38:23Z")
7486 Is it perfume from a dress ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7634 "2022-11-05T22:58:13Z")
7487, prime. That makes me so digress? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7635 "2022-11-07T15:15:41Z")
7488 (glad to see we skipped a hundred. Yay) Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7636 "2022-11-08T19:38:35Z")
Oh, dear, what a mess! I did it again, I am not concentrated any more. Scheisse. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7637 "2022-11-08T19:43:11Z")
7489 And should I then presume? [Don’t sweat it. It’s happened before, and we just keep going anyway.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7638 "2022-11-08T19:52:55Z")
7490 And how should I begin? [Yes, but 5 x 7 x 211 _is_ 7385! Only I wrote something different. We will never bring the universe to an end like that.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7639 "2022-11-08T19:56:03Z")
7491 Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets [Hey this is the Count to a Million thread game, not the “Nine Billion Names of God” story.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7640 "2022-11-08T20:54:26Z")
7492 And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes [Are you sure? 🤔] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7641 "2022-11-08T21:01:04Z")
7493 Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? … [I’ll look out the window tonight. If I see the stars going out one by one, I’ll start to worry.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7642 "2022-11-08T21:03:51Z")
7494 I should have been a pair of ragged claws [Nah, don’t worry, that’s just the clouds. We are still 992.505 short of the goal.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7643 "2022-11-11T03:14:19Z")
7495 Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. [Well, let’s keep going, then.] ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7644 "2022-11-11T08:19:52Z")
7496 And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/7645 "2022-11-15T02:34:28Z")
7497 Smoothed by long fingers, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=381) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=383)