# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/61 "2018-09-04T14:16:35Z")
Number of varieties ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/62 "2018-09-04T15:53:04Z")
Lviii ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/63 "2018-09-04T16:38:03Z")
[59](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RIhwJGHsgro) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/64 "2018-09-04T22:53:39Z")
60! 60 in 52 hours=1.154 posts per hour 1,000,000/1.154=866,551.13 hours=36106.3 days=101.4 years to get to the goal. It’s gonna take longer than we thought. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/65 "2018-09-05T00:27:58Z")
Roger Maris home runs. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/66 "2018-09-05T00:31:17Z")
3 score and 2 ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/67 "2018-09-05T00:42:59Z")
63 bottles of beer on the wall…63 bottles of beer! Take one down… pass it around… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/68 "2018-09-05T00:52:11Z")
Oh great, now we’re back at 62. Gonna take forever at this rate. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/69 "2018-09-05T01:09:40Z")
Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I’m something something Whoo! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/70 "2018-09-05T01:17:51Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Oh great, now we’re back at 62. Gonna take forever at this rate. Sorry, I thought this was the Count Down from a Million thread and we were closing in on the finish. 65 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/71 "2018-09-05T01:23:17Z")
The triple double-duece ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/72 "2018-09-05T15:26:51Z")
67 ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/73 "2018-09-05T15:27:52Z")
68 ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/74 "2018-09-05T15:30:03Z")
69 - yes, I did post the last three numbers just to ensure that 69 could be taken without some childish fuckwit troll making an immature joke about it. However, I’m not above a Bryan Adams reference: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/eFjjO_lhf9c/maxresdefault.jpg "Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69 (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/76 "2018-09-05T16:30:02Z")
Lockheed-built reconnaissance plane also known as “Blackbird.” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/77 "2018-09-05T16:53:44Z")
[quote=“Mumberthax, post:74, topic:820653”] 69 - yes, I did post the last three numbers just to ensure that 69 could be taken without some childish fuckwit troll making an immature joke about it. However, I’m not above a Bryan Adams reference: [/QUOTE] If you were keeping up with the Bands that should have been One Hit Wonders thread you would have realized you just did what you wanted to avoid. Sabini Mbili ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/78 "2018-09-05T17:02:15Z")
March 14, in non-leap years. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/79 "2018-09-05T17:10:14Z")
73 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/80 "2018-09-05T17:19:21Z")
Vierundsiebzig ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/81 "2018-09-05T17:39:07Z")
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