# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1082 "2019-09-01T18:37:56Z")
1069 ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1083 "2019-09-01T18:45:20Z")
Uh huh, he said 69, uh huh huh. Quiet, buttmunch, we’re up to 1070. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1084 "2019-09-01T21:23:16Z")
1071 seems like just yesterday. Well… no. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1085 "2019-09-02T02:36:57Z")
June 29, 1072: Romanos IV (Diogenes), deposed emperor of the Byzantine Empire, is blinded and sent into exile to the island of Proti. A few days before his death, he receives a letter from his political advisor, congratulating him on the loss of his eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1086 "2019-09-02T03:19:37Z")
1073 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1087 "2019-09-02T10:44:00Z")
1074: 900 years before Nixon’s resignation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1088 "2019-09-02T18:23:32Z")
1075: 900 years before Gerald Ford’s first full calendar year in office as POTUS ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1089 "2019-09-02T19:33:10Z")
1076: 800 years before the founding of _The Harvard Lampoon._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1090 "2019-09-03T07:10:48Z")
1077 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1091 "2019-09-03T10:10:16Z")
1078: 700 years before Lieutenant Frederick Gotthold Enslin is dishonorably discharged by George Washington for “attempting to commit sodomy” with another soldier. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1092 "2019-09-03T16:01:17Z")
1079 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1093 "2019-09-03T21:32:42Z")
1080: 900 years before John Lennon was shot. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1094 "2019-09-03T21:56:14Z")
1081 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1095 "2019-09-04T02:33:00Z")
Candy Crush level **1082** is the twelfth level in Cloudberry Creek and the 293rd ingredients level. I have no idea what this means. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1096 "2019-09-04T17:09:44Z")
49 48 56 51 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1097 "2019-09-04T18:22:41Z")
MLXXXIVa ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1098 "2019-09-04T20:02:46Z")
1. That’s 900 years before the Toronto Blue Jays won the American League East for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1099 "2019-09-04T20:35:58Z")
1086: 1,000 years before the Challenger explosion. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1100 "2019-09-08T04:30:12Z")
1087: Ten from 1097. (heheheh) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1101 "2019-09-08T04:35:46Z")
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