# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1282 "2019-10-16T03:47:52Z")
1. The above entry has made me thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1283 "2019-10-16T06:50:45Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1284 "2019-10-16T07:32:09Z")
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1285 "2019-10-16T12:16:14Z")
1269 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1286 "2019-10-16T16:48:09Z")
1270 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1287 "2019-10-16T22:36:58Z")
1271 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1288 "2019-10-16T23:18:01Z")
1272 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1289 "2019-10-17T00:33:13Z")
Ahem, if I may, 1273 tweedle dee dee 1273 tweedle dee dee 1273 tweedle dee dee After 1272 my darlin’ I uh, ain’t got no historical foot notes so, uh, I thought mebbe uh, a little light musical number to sorta mix things up might have been ok… Plus I was invited ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1290 "2019-10-17T02:44:25Z")
_1274, hey DorkVader, do some more!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1291 "2019-10-17T03:31:35Z")
March 4, 1275: Chinese astronomers observe a total eclipse of the Sun in China. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1292 "2019-10-17T03:49:08Z")
1. Dork: get your kicks! (I liked the little musical piece! Very quaint) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1293 "2019-10-17T03:55:57Z")
How does thread have negative corruption? Mine has whimsy as an excuse for corruption at least. What is negative whimsy? 1277 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1294 "2019-10-17T04:12:19Z")
I’m an optimist. Whimsy’s is over-rated. (By 6000 it seems)🙂 1278 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1295 "2019-10-17T05:18:27Z")
_1279; jump in, **Dork** ; the rhymes are fine!_ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1296 "2019-10-17T09:23:27Z")
1280, I’m up all night, pondering matters that are weighty ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1297 "2019-10-17T10:55:06Z")
1281 son of a gun ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1298 "2019-10-17T11:54:55Z")
1282…me too! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1299 "2019-10-17T18:18:12Z")
1283 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1300 "2019-10-17T19:40:53Z")
1284, Imma gonna color all over the other counting thread, Beck, when I get some sleep because I’m a Crayola Crayon… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1301 "2019-10-17T19:58:53Z")
1285 My favorite crayon has always been cornflower blue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=66)