# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1464 "2019-10-29T07:12:38Z")
1. Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1465 "2019-10-29T07:28:42Z")
1494 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1466 "2019-10-29T07:57:52Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1467 "2019-10-29T11:56:17Z")
1496 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1468 "2019-10-29T13:19:39Z")
1497, half a millennium minus one year before my eldest son was born. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1469 "2019-10-29T20:09:45Z")
1498: Leonardo da Vinci completes _The Last Supper._ 500 years before **Elendil’s Heir** celebrates his eldest son’s first birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1470 "2019-10-29T22:53:54Z")
1. Sounds like a sale price. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1471 "2019-10-29T23:17:09Z")
1500 1 hour 20 minutes to go ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1472 "2019-10-29T23:46:18Z")
1. To go until what? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1473 "2019-10-30T00:31:16Z")
1502 I wanna know, as well. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1474 "2019-10-30T07:56:58Z")
1. Whatever it was, it’s over. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1475 "2019-10-30T08:29:46Z")
1. Too bad it’s over. I was curious. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1476 "2019-10-30T10:58:55Z")
1505: Martin Luther, aged 22, vows to become a monk in a moment of terror, due to a near lightning strike during a thunderstorm. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1477 "2019-10-30T11:29:10Z")
1506 hasn’t happened yet, not in this thread anyway. 1 hour 14 minutes to go ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1478 "2019-10-30T12:14:42Z")
1507 1 hour 13 minutes to go. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1479 "2019-10-30T18:52:31Z")
1508 and counting ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1480 "2019-10-30T19:12:12Z")
1509 tick ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1481 "2019-10-30T22:14:36Z")
1510 tock. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1482 "2019-10-31T00:46:26Z")
1511 boom!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1483 "2019-10-31T02:47:35Z")
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