# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1484 "2019-10-31T04:09:33Z")
Ah 1513, the centuries are like hours and the years as mere minutes Hickory ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1485 "2019-10-31T08:01:16Z")
1514, and the days are like nanoseconds Dickory ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1486 "2019-10-31T12:42:39Z")
1. Dock. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1487 "2019-10-31T16:05:01Z")
1516 Thus like planck units in an hour glass are the days of our lives the ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1488 "2019-10-31T16:17:06Z")
1517 Mouse ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1489 "2019-10-31T18:08:30Z")
1518 ran ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2019, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1490 "2019-10-31T23:25:37Z")
1. up ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1491 "2019-11-01T00:17:50Z")
1520 the Clock (A little holiday mystery, I swear I posted ‘1514-dickory’ but I see Panache did…wha??!) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1492 "2019-11-01T01:37:15Z")
1521 59 minutes to go the clock ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1493 "2019-11-01T01:39:35Z")
1522 Struck one ---
**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1494 "2019-11-01T03:32:49Z")
One two skip a few…one million? No? Ok then, 1523. The mouse ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1495 "2019-11-01T06:31:38Z")
1. ran down ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1496 "2019-11-01T06:41:57Z")
1525 Hickory ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1497 "2019-11-01T08:07:26Z")
1526 Dickory ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1498 "2019-11-01T09:09:56Z")
1527a **DOCK!** ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1499 "2019-11-01T09:10:40Z")
I think the clock is sloooooow 1528 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1500 "2019-11-01T09:18:32Z")
√2,337,841 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1501 "2019-11-02T01:28:00Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1502 "2019-11-02T01:34:54Z")
1531 One, Two, Buckle… ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1503 "2019-11-02T02:22:36Z")
1532 My shoe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=76)