# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1504 "2019-11-02T05:01:28Z")
1533 Three, four… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1505 "2019-11-02T05:37:55Z")
1534 Shut the door ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1506 "2019-11-02T06:34:22Z")
1535 Five, six… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1507 "2019-11-02T07:37:50Z")
1536 Pick up sticks. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1508 "2019-11-02T17:01:33Z")
1537 Seven eight ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1509 "2019-11-02T18:21:06Z")
1538 Ain’t this great? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1510 "2019-11-03T00:57:55Z")
1539 Nine, ten… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1511 "2019-11-03T01:27:08Z")
1. A big fat hen. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1512 "2019-11-03T01:56:34Z")
1541 Jack Spratt ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1513 "2019-11-03T02:20:57Z")
1542 Could eat no fat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1514 "2019-11-03T02:49:38Z")
1543 And his wife could eat no lean ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1515 "2019-11-03T03:49:42Z")
1. And so, between them both, you see ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1516 "2019-11-03T03:57:59Z")
1545 They licked the platter clean! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1517 "2019-11-03T05:37:26Z")
1. Hey, diddle diddle ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1518 "2019-11-03T05:48:51Z")
1547 The cat and the fiddle… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1519 "2019-11-03T09:14:44Z")
1548 The cow… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1520 "2019-11-03T14:22:40Z")
1549 … jumped over the moon. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1521 "2019-11-03T14:42:55Z")
1550 The little dog laughed… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1522 "2019-11-03T14:43:02Z")
1550 And the dish… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1523 "2019-11-03T14:51:52Z")
Beck: You repeated my number, and you missed a line of the rhyme. Yet another bonus of 50. 1601 … to see such sport,… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=77)