# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1524 "2019-11-03T15:07:38Z")
God, daylight savings turns my brain to mush. (Hey, I heard that) 1602 And now: The dish ran away… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1525 "2019-11-03T15:19:06Z")
1. With the **Spoons**! A dish really did run away with me one time, but that’s a story better left for another time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1526 "2019-11-03T16:33:54Z")
DUUUUDES and DUDEEEEETTES! The final count 1604 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1527 "2019-11-03T16:48:01Z")
1605 Twinkle, Twinkle… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1528 "2019-11-03T17:58:29Z")
1606 [… little bat!..](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkle,_Twinkle,_Little_Bat) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1529 "2019-11-03T18:28:09Z")
1607 Too much tea time makes you fat ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1530 "2019-11-03T19:09:40Z")
1608 Y’all don’t need to be harshing on my little rhyme! ‘Little star…’ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1531 "2019-11-03T20:04:43Z")
1609 If you fall it’s very far? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1532 "2019-11-03T20:22:56Z")
1610 Aaaaccckkkk! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1533 "2019-11-03T23:04:38Z")
1611 Feelin like I shoulda kept my feet on the ground ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1534 "2019-11-03T23:09:20Z")
1612 I give up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1535 "2019-11-03T23:10:24Z")
1613 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1536 "2019-11-03T23:11:29Z")
1614 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1537 "2019-11-03T23:12:34Z")
1615 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1538 "2019-11-03T23:13:40Z")
1616 Finally a number I like. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1539 "2019-11-03T23:21:34Z")
1617 Mommas gonna worry, I been a bad bad boy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1540 "2019-11-04T03:17:28Z")
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1541 "2019-11-04T03:35:43Z")
1619 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1542 "2019-11-04T04:17:46Z")
420 on the twelve hour clock that is FLYING HIGH AGAIN FLYING HIGH AGAIN **COME ON AND JOIN ME** ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1543 "2019-11-04T04:28:48Z")
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