# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1584 "2019-11-08T00:57:54Z")
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1585 "2019-11-08T02:32:52Z")
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1586 "2019-11-08T04:26:11Z")
1664, four hundred years before Lincoln was reelected. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1587 "2019-11-08T05:15:14Z")
1. Let’s make it to a million views. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1588 "2019-11-08T05:27:31Z")
1666 Nice! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1589 "2019-11-08T08:04:34Z")
On June 15, 1667, the first human blood transfusion is administered by Dr. Jean-Baptiste Denys. He transfuses the blood of a sheep to a 15-year-old boy. Though this operation is a success, a later patient dies from the procedure and Denys is accused of murder. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1590 "2019-11-08T15:45:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1591 "2019-11-08T20:10:29Z")
I’m gonna party like it’s 1669! Pass me that tankard of ale… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1592 "2019-11-08T20:15:50Z")
1670 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1593 "2019-11-08T22:44:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1594 "2019-11-08T23:17:37Z")
1672 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1595 "2019-11-09T00:11:15Z")
1673 ---
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1596 "2019-11-09T00:56:26Z")
1. I have nothing clever to add. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1597 "2019-11-09T03:31:03Z")
1. Neither do I. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1598 "2019-11-09T03:41:10Z")
1676 I do. (Nah, just kidding) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1599 "2019-11-09T08:10:17Z")
1677 I never do. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1600 "2019-11-09T10:10:17Z")
1. I’m as dull as dishwater. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1601 "2019-11-09T21:11:29Z")
1679 You haven’t seen my dishwater. It has panache. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1602 "2019-11-09T22:02:13Z")
1. There are spoons in my dishwater. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1603 "2019-11-09T22:06:58Z")
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