# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1664 "2019-11-16T05:04:58Z")
1742 The English army had just won the war. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1665 "2019-11-16T05:33:14Z")
1743 A crowd of people turned away ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1666 "2019-11-16T05:59:14Z")
1744 But I just had to look… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1667 "2019-11-16T06:37:41Z")
1745 Having read the book… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1668 "2019-11-16T06:58:28Z")
1746 I’d love to turn you on… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1669 "2019-11-16T09:19:22Z")
1747 Woke up, fell out of bed ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1670 "2019-11-16T09:45:44Z")
1748 Dragged a comb across my head. ---
**Author:** ![Spyrith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Spyrith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spyrith)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1671 "2019-11-16T14:13:43Z")
1749 Woke up, and ate the cheese ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1672 "2019-11-16T18:27:23Z")
1750 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1673 "2019-11-16T18:55:53Z")
“Ate the cheese”??? 😃 1751 And looking up I noticed I was late… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1674 "2019-11-17T03:42:33Z")
1752 Found my coat and grabbed my hat… ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1675 "2019-11-17T04:06:13Z")
1753 Made the bus in seconds flat ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1676 "2019-11-17T04:56:08Z")
1754 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1677 "2019-11-17T05:36:57Z")
1755 And everybody spoke and I went into a dream. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1678 "2019-11-17T12:56:40Z")
1756 I read the news today, oh boy… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1679 "2019-11-17T17:20:51Z")
1757 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1680 "2019-11-17T20:53:34Z")
1758 And though the holes were rather small… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1681 "2019-11-17T21:07:12Z")
1759 They had to count them all. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1682 "2019-11-17T21:11:05Z")
1760 Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1683 "2019-11-17T21:42:05Z")
1761 I’ve love to tu-u-u-urn yo-o-o-o-ou o-o-o-o-o-on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=85)