# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1704 "2019-11-20T04:43:32Z")

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1782

Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die;

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1705 "2019-11-20T04:49:20Z")

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1783

This’ll be the day that I die.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1706 "2019-11-20T05:40:57Z")

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1784  
Did you write the book of Love?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1707 "2019-11-20T05:48:39Z")

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1785

And do you have faith in God above?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1708 "2019-11-20T11:21:43Z")

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98_L_l

If the Bible tells you so?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1709 "2019-11-20T20:06:35Z")

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1787

Do you believe in rock and roll?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1710 "2019-11-20T20:32:35Z")

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1788

Can music save your mortal soul…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1711 "2019-11-20T22:32:55Z")

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1789

And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1712 "2019-11-20T23:01:21Z")

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1790

Well, I know that you’re in love with him,…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1713 "2019-11-20T23:18:24Z")

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1791  
'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1714 "2019-11-20T23:34:18Z")

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1792

You both kicked off your shoes…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1715 "2019-11-20T23:59:26Z")

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1793  
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1716 "2019-11-21T06:56:45Z")

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1794

I was a lonely teenage bronkin’ buck…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1717 "2019-11-21T06:57:36Z")

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1795  
With a pink carnation…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1718 "2019-11-21T06:58:37Z")

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1796

… and a pickup truck.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1719 "2019-11-21T07:16:39Z")

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1797

But I knew I was out of luck…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1720 "2019-11-21T07:20:01Z")

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1798

The day the music died.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1721 "2019-11-21T12:47:25Z")

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1799

I started singing…

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1722 "2019-11-21T13:47:36Z")

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1800

Bye bye

moop

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1723 "2019-11-21T15:41:31Z")

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1801

Miss American Pie

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