# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1824 "2019-12-04T03:31:09Z")

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1903

It took a while, but she looked in the mirror,

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1825 "2019-12-04T03:43:06Z")

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1904

And she glanced at the license for my name.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1826 "2019-12-04T10:37:26Z")

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1905

A smile seemed to come to her slowly;

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1827 "2019-12-04T15:32:34Z")

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1906

It was a sad smile, just the same

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1828 "2019-12-04T21:59:03Z")

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1907

And she said, “How are you Harry?”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1829 "2019-12-04T22:14:42Z")

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1908

I said “How are you, Sue?”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1830 "2019-12-04T22:53:01Z")

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1909

Through the too many miles,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1831 "2019-12-05T03:58:41Z")

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1910

And the too little smiles,

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1832 "2019-12-05T04:08:55Z")

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1911

I still remember you

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1833 "2019-12-05T04:20:48Z")

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1912

It was somewhere in a fairy tale,

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1834 "2019-12-05T05:21:37Z")

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1913

I used to take her home in my car

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1835 "2019-12-05T11:55:19Z")

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1914

We learned about love in the back of a Dodge.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1836 "2019-12-05T12:56:10Z")

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1915

The lesson hadn’t gone too far.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1837 "2019-12-05T14:12:56Z")

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1916

You see, she was gonna be an actress…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1838 "2019-12-05T22:30:07Z")

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1917

… And I was gonna learn to fly.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1839 "2019-12-05T22:47:48Z")

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1918

She took off to find the footlights…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1840 "2019-12-05T23:23:55Z")

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1919

And I took off to find the sky.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1841 "2019-12-06T02:41:28Z")

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1920

And here, she’s acting happy…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1842 "2019-12-06T09:12:30Z")

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**Beck** , you skipped a few verses.

1921

Oh, I’ve got something inside me…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1843 "2019-12-06T22:59:05Z")

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1922

To drive a princess blind,

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