# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1844 "2019-12-06T23:26:55Z")
1923 There’s a wildman, a wizard… (Think I’m in the right place now, sorry) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1845 "2019-12-07T00:04:45Z")
1924 He’s hiding in me, illuminating my mind. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1846 "2019-12-07T03:59:40Z")
1925 Oh, I’ve got something inside me, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1847 "2019-12-07T04:55:42Z")
1926 Not what my life’s about, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1848 "2019-12-07T11:46:10Z")
1927 'Cause I’ve been letting my outside tide me… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1849 "2019-12-08T00:55:23Z")
1928 Over 'till my time, runs out. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1850 "2019-12-08T00:58:03Z")
1929 Baby’s so high that she’s skying. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1851 "2019-12-08T03:24:21Z")
1930 Yes she’s flying, afraid to fall. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1852 "2019-12-08T07:03:10Z")
1931 I’ll tell you why baby’s crying, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1853 "2019-12-08T07:58:37Z")
1932 'Cause she’s dying, aren’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1854 "2019-12-08T09:40:53Z")
1933 (Too sleepy to research the next line. Spoons, find it for me, please) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1855 "2019-12-08T15:46:00Z")
1934 There was not much more for us to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1856 "2019-12-08T21:20:03Z")
1935 Whatever we had once was gone. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1857 "2019-12-08T22:10:24Z")
1936 So I turned my cab into the driveway, ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1858 "2019-12-08T22:41:48Z")
1937 It’s “count to a million” views, right? Right? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1859 "2019-12-08T23:51:39Z")
1938 Past the gate and the fine trimmed lawns. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1860 "2019-12-09T00:17:21Z")
1939 And she said, ‘We must get together’ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1861 "2019-12-09T03:59:38Z")
1940 But I knew it’d never be arranged. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1862 "2019-12-09T05:12:53Z")
1941 And she handed me twenty dollars… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1863 "2019-12-09T13:10:39Z")
1942 For a two-fifty fare. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=92) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=94)