# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1864 "2019-12-09T20:20:10Z")
1943 She said, “Harry, keep the change.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1865 "2019-12-09T20:55:57Z")
1944 Well, another man might have been angry… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1866 "2019-12-09T21:06:11Z")
1945 And another man might have been hurt, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1867 "2019-12-10T08:03:44Z")
1946 But another man never would’ve let her go. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1868 "2019-12-10T08:16:24Z")
1947 I stashed the bill in my shirt… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1869 "2019-12-10T08:48:43Z")
1948 And she walked away in silence. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1870 "2019-12-10T10:47:37Z")
1949 It’s strange, how you never know, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1871 "2019-12-10T11:52:31Z")
1950 But we’d both gotten what we’d asked for… ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1872 "2019-12-10T18:42:56Z")
1951 The year before the 1952 Puerto Rican constitutional referendum. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1873 "2019-12-10T18:51:15Z")
1952 Two years after two Puerto Rican nationalists attempted to assassinate US President Harry S Truman. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1874 "2019-12-10T23:25:34Z")
1953 Such a long, long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1875 "2019-12-11T03:45:45Z")
1954 You see, she was gonna be an actress… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1876 "2019-12-11T04:25:51Z")
1955 And I was gonna learn to fly. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1877 "2019-12-11T04:28:12Z")
1956 She took off to find the footlights… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1878 "2019-12-11T04:44:07Z")
1957 I took off for the sky. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1879 "2019-12-11T11:19:45Z")
1958 And here, she’s acting happy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1880 "2019-12-11T22:03:21Z")
1959 Inside her handsome home, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1881 "2019-12-11T22:08:29Z")
1960 And, me I’m flying in my Taxi ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1882 "2019-12-12T02:12:59Z")
1961 Knock, knock! ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1883 "2019-12-12T02:17:00Z")
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