# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1884 "2019-12-12T02:18:04Z")
1963 Interrupting cow. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1885 "2019-12-12T02:19:06Z")
1964 Interrupting cow—? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1886 "2019-12-12T02:20:08Z")
1965 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1887 "2019-12-12T02:43:37Z")
1966 (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1888 "2019-12-12T02:57:18Z")
1967 Taking tips, and getting stoned. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1889 "2019-12-12T04:37:38Z")
1968 I go flying so high, when I’m stoned. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1890 "2019-12-12T04:43:09Z")
1969 Should we continue with Harry Chapin’s “Sequel” (the sequel song to “Taxi”), or should we give the songs a rest for a while? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1891 "2019-12-12T10:19:01Z")
1970 Hey, she’s actin’ happy, inside her handsome home… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1892 "2019-12-12T10:53:12Z")
1971 And me, I’m flyin’ in my taxi, takin’ tips, and gettin’ stoned. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1893 "2019-12-12T11:34:17Z")
1972 I got into town a little early. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1894 "2019-12-12T23:15:34Z")
1973 Had eight hours to kill before the show. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1895 "2019-12-13T06:21:18Z")
1974 First I thought about heading up north of the bay, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1896 "2019-12-13T07:47:47Z")
1975 Then knew where I had to go. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1897 "2019-12-13T13:21:46Z")
1976 I thought about taking a limousine… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1898 "2019-12-13T22:52:47Z")
1977 Or at least a fancy car, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1899 "2019-12-14T06:33:53Z")
1978 But I ended up taking a taxi, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1900 "2019-12-14T07:17:51Z")
1979 'Cause that’s how I got this far. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1901 "2019-12-14T14:00:20Z")
1980 You see, ten years ago it was the front seat, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1902 "2019-12-15T00:49:29Z")
1981 Drivin’ stoned, and feelin’ no pain, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1903 "2019-12-15T07:41:08Z")
1982 Now here I am straight and sittin’ in the back, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=94) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=96)