# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1944 "2019-12-20T05:53:59Z")

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2023

We talked 'cause talking tells you things…

(Just enjoy the story, then, **Beck**. It’s quite good.)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1945 "2019-12-20T07:11:51Z")

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2024

Like, what you really are thinking about.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1946 "2019-12-20T07:29:17Z")

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2025

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1947 "2019-12-20T08:22:24Z")

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2026

But sometimes, you can’t find what you’re feeling,

( **Beck** , take the next phrase: “Till all the words run out.”)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1948 "2019-12-20T12:30:48Z")

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2027

Till all the words run out.

( **Beck** , the next line is: “So I asked her to come to the concert.”)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1949 "2019-12-20T21:02:44Z")

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2028

So I asked her to come to the concert,

( **Beck** , next line is, ‘She said, “No, I work at night”’)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1950 "2019-12-20T23:29:29Z")

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2029

She said, “No, I, I work at night.”

(I don’t think **Beck** is playing.)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1951 "2019-12-20T23:29:53Z")

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2029

(Hmmm?)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1952 "2019-12-21T00:11:49Z")

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2030

I said, “We’ve gotten too damn good at leaving, Sue,”

( **Beck** , welcome back!)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1953 "2019-12-21T02:05:53Z")

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2031

She said, “Harry, you’re right.”

(Come on, **Beck**. The next line is “Don’t ask me, if I made love to her.”)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1954 "2019-12-21T03:23:12Z")

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2032  
Don’t ask me, if I made love to her.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1955 "2019-12-21T08:54:20Z")

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2033

Or which one of us started to cry,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1956 "2019-12-21T14:18:06Z")

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2034

Don’t ask me why she wouldn’t take the money that I left.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1957 "2019-12-22T05:34:21Z")

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2035

If I answered at all, I’d lie.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1958 "2019-12-22T05:50:37Z")

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2036

So I thought about her as I sang that night,

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1959 "2019-12-22T05:59:57Z")

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2037

And how the circle keeps rolling around,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1960 "2019-12-22T06:18:48Z")

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2038

And if I act, as I’m facing the footlights,

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1961 "2019-12-22T06:46:50Z")

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2039

How she’s flying with both feet on the ground.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1962 "2019-12-22T14:17:30Z")

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2040

Yes, I guess it’s a sequel to our story,

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/1963 "2019-12-22T15:01:19Z")

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2041

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