# Count To A Million Thread!

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7326

The muttering retreats

[Link at post 107 of this thread. The thread is, “If ‘A Christmas Carol Had been Written By Somebody Else,’” and I opted to do Eliot in the style of “Prufrock.”] Oh, a link:

Like I said, post number 107:

> [@If A Christmas Carol had been written by someone else](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-christmas-carol-had-been-written-by-someone-else/430814/107):
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> I took this as encouragement that I should finish Eliot’s version of A Christmas Carol. So here it is, and my thanks to Sampiro for the lines he donated earlier. The Love Song of J. Ebenezer Scrooge, by T.S. Eliot O donna in cui la mia speranza vige, e che soffristi per la mia salute in inferno lasciar le tue vestige, di tante cose quant’ i’ ho vedute, dal tuo podere e da la tua bontate riconosco la grazia e la virtute. Tu m’hai di servo tratto a libertate per tutte quelle vie, per tu…

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