# Countdown to ChiDope Drunken Debauchery - August 25th

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815 "2001-08-11T16:55:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/61 "2001-08-20T18:00:45Z")

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Good call.

[sub]but really, BunnyHusband? Does he KNOW you call him that?[/sub]

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UncleBill, whose weekend in Key West was a good warmup for Drunken Debauchery.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/62 "2001-08-20T18:06:08Z")

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Well, I usually call him “Randy”; I think that was **think’s** designation. 🙂 Someone in another thread called him “BunnyBoy” (akin to my **BunnyGirl** ) and that one made laugh out loud.

However, :sniff:, being married doesn’t make me any less _fun_, just places limits on certain “activities”, so to speak. 😛

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/63 "2001-08-20T18:15:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> **[sub]or maybe I’ll ALSO wear a Hawaiian shirt, and when Bunny gets REALLY wasted…[/sub]**

Those last four dots MAY have been making reference to activites NOT to be undertaken with **Bunny** in light of **Bunny’s** specific marital status, and the existence of one we shall call “Randy” (insert off-color joke here). But I can neither confirm nor deny those dots’ intent.

As far as **porcupine, Geobabe, magdalene,** and **boli** go, …how YOU doin’?

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/64 "2001-08-20T18:21:03Z")

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Well, I am unmarried, but I do happen to be goin’ steady with one **SuaSponte** , who will also be in attendance. Not that you should let that stop you, of course, since he should be getting groped by jarbaby at the very least, and possibly mags if she feels the need to make up for her shameful failure to do so at the recent NYDope.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/65 "2001-08-20T18:44:56Z")

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\<pfft\>  
We can take 'im.  
BTW, **UB** , nice aside on the “Randy” - BunnyBoy thing. 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/66 "2001-08-20T20:49:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> **\<pfft\>  
> We can take 'im.**

Hmmm, a couple of Marines fighting a lawyer over me…sounds oddly appealing. 😃

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/67 "2001-08-20T20:50:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> > **\<pfft\>  
> > We can take 'im.**
> 
> Hmmm, a couple of Marines fighting a lawyer over me…sounds oddly appealing. 😃 \*\*

Do you think we could get 'em to do some jell-o wrestlin (or is that “rasslin”). I’d like to see me some of that too! 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/68 "2001-08-20T20:54:37Z")

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Ooooooo!!!

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/69 "2001-08-20T20:57:57Z")

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**Bunny** , I have the same rules for Jello Rasslin’ as I do for riders on my bike: No Hairy Legs. But for the wimmin rasslers, I promise to be gentle… at first.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/70 "2001-08-20T21:01:05Z")

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[shy whisper]My wife and I are lurkers/newbies. We were wondering, if the little one (7 mo. old) so allows, if it is OK to just show up for an hour or so and see what’s up? We probably won’t be able to make it, but we wouldn’t mind meeting some of the people we’ve heard from here.[/shy whisper]

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/71 "2001-08-20T21:02:45Z")

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OK, but be warned: lurkers get thrown in the jello pit with the Marines.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/72 "2001-08-20T21:12:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*possibly mags if she feels the need to make up for her shameful failure to do so at the recent NYDope. \*\*

See, this time I won’t be 2 feet from my boyfriend.  
Be afraid.  
Be very afraid.

Geo, if you’d like to draw up a specific list of acts that jarbaby and I are allowed to perpetuate on Sua without earning your ire, I’d greatly appreciate it.

Why do I always gotta import them from New York?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/73 "2001-08-20T21:15:59Z")

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Cripes, what a vast assortment of people I’ve wanted to meet! Maybe I can reschedule the silver anniversary festivities…

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/74 "2001-08-20T21:16:18Z")

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I draw the line at excahnge of bodily fluids. Other than that, he’s fair game.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/75 "2001-08-20T21:17:55Z")

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While waiting for Geo’s list, I will post here my complete list of forbidden actions which will draw MY ire.

Want to see it again?

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/76 "2001-08-20T21:20:43Z")

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Is this Jello Rasslin’ going to be in just plain old Jello, or Jello Jigglers or, better yet, in a Giant Jello Shot? mmmmm vodka mmmmmmm…

**Hamlet** , newbies/lurkers are most definitely welcome to attend the debauchery. When I went to my first fest, I’d only been here a couple of months and had a couple of hundred posts. But you may not be able to tear yourselves away after just an hour; IME, DopeFests seem to exist in some odd time-space continuum where the drinks go down much too easily and time passes much too quickly.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/77 "2001-08-20T21:25:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*I draw the line at excahnge of bodily fluids. Other than that, he’s fair game. \*\*

Does saliva count? (He is a lawyer, just want to iron out the fine print). 😃

You and **vix** can mack on Pixellent (aka The Boy) any time you want when you are in NYC, by the way. Same rules apply. 😉

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/78 "2001-08-20T21:36:24Z")

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Mmmmm…Marines in jell-o.

Oops, is that my out-loud voice? 😉

I promise **Uncle Bill** , that my legs will be smooth. No hair a’tall.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/79 "2001-08-20T21:51:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\* I promise **Uncle Bill** , that my legs will be smooth. No hair a’tall. \*\*

:eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/80 "2001-08-20T22:03:28Z")

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Yeah, I think I’ll have a bite to eat at O’Neill’s too.

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