# Countdown to ChiDope Drunken Debauchery - August 25th

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815 "2001-08-11T16:55:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/81 "2001-08-20T22:18:51Z")

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**inertia**!

😃

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**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/82 "2001-08-20T22:22:28Z")

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Well atleast i won’t be the only one walking around like i don’t know what i’m doing.I think a sign would be a great idea.

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/83 "2001-08-20T22:30:44Z")

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OK, inertia, but you have to promise to NOT show your tattoo.

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/84 "2001-08-20T22:33:04Z")

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Oh, and, um, for those of us planning on coming from out of town Saturday morning (ie, me), have we decided when and where the movie(s) are as of yet, and could someone please smack me with the clue-by-four?  
And, _Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back_ kicked major ass.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/85 "2001-08-20T23:58:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> > \*\*I draw the line at excahnge of bodily fluids. Other than that, he’s fair game. \*\*
> 
> Does saliva count? (He is a lawyer, just want to iron out the fine print). 😃
> 
> You and **vix** can mack on Pixellent (aka The Boy) any time you want when you are in NYC, by the way. Same rules apply. 😉 \*\*

I’m gonna say no on the saliva. If he wants to try to convince me otherwise, he can try pulling out those fancy lawyer tricks, but don’t hold out a lot of hope. But not to worry, that still leaves a lot of fair territory.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/86 "2001-08-21T01:19:46Z")

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> \*\*BunnyGirl \*\*  
> I promise that my legs will be smooth. No hair a’tall.

:eek: And if I don’t believe you? Perhaps I should bring a razor, just in case. [sub]You _are_ bringing the Key Lime stuff, right?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/87 "2001-08-21T01:54:21Z")

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_looks around…seems as if everyone forgot about her…  
…slowly shuffles off to the exit…_

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/88 "2001-08-21T02:02:54Z")

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Sliding across the floor on fluffy white socks, **thinksnow** slips between **MC** and the door, closing it and gently leading her back to the party.

_Sit. Have a sip of water. Relax._

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/89 "2001-08-21T05:57:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\*I’ll be the one in the white, racerback tanktop and hanging out with a big Marine lookin’ dude, a superhero, and a blonde **Shadow**.
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> Can’t miss us. 😃 \*\*

I may be changing my hair color again this week before the fest. I haven’t been a redhead yet this year…

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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/90 "2001-08-21T13:36:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> Why do I always gotta import them from New York?

Cause all the NY Dopers are [sub][sup]ahem[/sub][/sup] hotties? And some of us are even single!

😃

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/91 "2001-08-21T13:44:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> \*\*Why do I always gotta import them from New York? \*\*

Yeah. Why can’t you import them from, … oh, … say,… Miami?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/92 "2001-08-22T02:58:49Z")

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Oh, hell, count me as a “maybe” at the main.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/93 "2001-08-22T13:03:13Z")

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**Miss** , I’m still planning on you bunking with me, right!? RIGHT?! We’ll paint **Superdude’s** fingernails while he’s sleeping. Or we could draw a mustache on him with a Sharpie. 😛

**think** , you fresh thing, you! [sub]You know I love it.[/sub]

**Shadow** , go red!!

I’ve already started packing my bag, I’m so excited!!! All this excitement for this weekend could explain the **very** bizzare dream I had about me and Angelina Jolie, I guess. At least, I’m hoping so. Either that or I need some kind of counseling. 😛

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/94 "2001-08-22T13:12:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \*  
> \*\*I haven’t been a redhead yet this year… \*\*

[Homer Simpson] Mmmmm…redhead…[/Homer Simpson]

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/95 "2001-08-22T13:50:01Z")

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> \*\*BunnyGirl \*\*  
> All this excitement for this weekend could explain the **very** bizzare dream I had about me and Angelina Jolie, I guess.

:eek:[ul]:eek:[list]:eek:[/ul][/list]  
Details. Must.Have.Details.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/96 "2001-08-22T13:54:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
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> > \*\*BunnyGirl \*\*  
> > All this excitement for this weekend could explain the **very** bizzare dream I had about me and Angelina Jolie, I guess.
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> :eek:[ul]:eek:[list]:eek:[/ul][/list]  
> Details. Must.Have.Details. \*\*

/Robert DeNiro/  
Details! You can’t handle the details!  
/Robert/

I’ll tell you at ChiDope, if you’re still interested. 😛 Let’s just say I always assumed I was very _straight_.

WEIRD!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/97 "2001-08-22T13:55:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\*/Robert DeNiro/  
> Details! You can’t handle the details!  
> /Robert/
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> \*\*

[Nitpick]  
That was Jack Nicholson  
[/Nitpick}

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/98 "2001-08-22T13:59:53Z")

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Party-pooper. 😛 You’re right, of course.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/99 "2001-08-22T14:08:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\*Party-pooper. \*\*

Hey, my great-grandmother was full-blooded Cherokee Indian, who married a full-blooded Irishman. Tell me I don’t know how to party. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/100 "2001-08-22T14:10:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> > \*\*Party-pooper. \*\*
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> Hey, my great-grandmother was full-blooded Cherokee Indian, who married a full-blooded Irishman. Tell me I don’t know how to party. 🙂 \*\*

You don’t know how to party.  
Irish-Scottish-Dutch-German here. _En guarde_!

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