# Countdown to ChiDope Drunken Debauchery - August 25th **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815 "2001-08-11T16:55:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/101 "2001-08-22T14:25:20Z")
Dutch-Italian here. Good beer & bokma plus wine & various liquers. I’m not even going to get into the foods, man, 'cuz y’all’d just lose, lose, lose. **Bunny** , I think we should talk about your dream in great detail, perhaps bring in special analyst **jarbaby**. Wear loose clothing. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/102 "2001-08-22T14:35:29Z")
**think** , I’d say YOU have to wear loose clothing! 75% Irish, 25% Scot. A German lady back there in the woodworks, but we don’t talk much about that. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/103 "2001-08-22T14:39:40Z")
Oh, please! You know better than that, **Bill**. I’ll be naked. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/104 "2001-08-22T14:41:49Z")
Well, I actually had a dream last night that I was at the miniChiDope Friday with all the FabulousDoperGuys[sup]TM[/sup], only there was no chair for me. I specifically remember a couple of Marine type DoperGuys. That’s all I remember. Really. 😃 Also, German/Polish/English/Irish/Native-American-of-Unknown-Tribe checking in. Do I qualify for whatever the hell we’re talking about? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/105 "2001-08-22T14:46:07Z")
As an Officer and a Gentleman, (please hold down the snickering) I certianly would offer you my chair. But at a ChiDope, I may not get up first! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/106 "2001-08-22T14:51:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > **Well, I actually had a dream last night that I was at the miniChiDope Friday with all the FabulousDoperGuys[sup]TM[/sup], only there was no chair for me. I specifically remember a couple of Marine type DoperGuys. That’s all I remember. Really. 😃** Well, **porcupine** , I’m no Marine. But, as a superhero, I have to offer my services. You can either sit in **Superlap** [sup]tm[/sup], or I _COULD_ be extremely chivalrous, and say that as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/107 "2001-08-22T14:52:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Dutch-Italian here. Good beer & bokma plus wine & various liquers. I’m not even going to get into the foods, man, 'cuz y’all’d just lose, lose, lose. > > **Bunny** , I think we should talk about your dream in great detail, perhaps bring in special analyst **jarbaby**. Wear loose clothing. \*\* Re: foods. I submit: pickled herring, blue cheese, beer, and scalloped oysters. All consumed in great quantities by my family (especially the beer). Actually, anything pickled. My dad has in his fridge, I kid you not, pickled deer heart. It was good, but too heavy on the allspice and nutmeg. Anyway, **think** , what? A re-enactment? 😉 **porc** , I think this has devolved into a “Who Can Drink **Superdude** Under the Table” type thing. Of course, anyone who knows me knows it won’t be me. I’m a cheap date. I nominate **porc** to take my position in this game! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/108 "2001-08-22T14:57:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > **porc** , I think this has devolved into a “Who Can Drink **Superdude** Under the Table” type thing. Of course, anyone who knows me knows it won’t be me. I’m a cheap date. I nominate **porc** to take my position in this game! 😃 \*\* What happens when we get under the table? And you mention pickled herring like it’s a good thing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/109 "2001-08-22T14:59:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\* > What happens when we get under the table?]_\* Well, doll, that’s up to you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/110 "2001-08-22T15:00:25Z")
Due to my 25% Scot heritage, **porc** could verify that under-the-kilt thing while under the table! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/111 "2001-08-22T15:15:52Z")
**UncleBill** , so we can expect to see you Friday night in your “Bite Me” T-shirt, a kilt, and nothing else? As for my under-the-table preference, see my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/112 "2001-08-22T15:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > **UncleBill, so we can expect to see you Friday night in your “Bite Me” T-shirt, a kilt, and nothing else?** Kilts, Marines, jello, what more can a girl ask for? I was just talking with Sua, informing him of the results of the negotiations between mags and myself, and I think I’m quite looking forward to this. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/113 "2001-08-22T15:35:10Z")
Dammit! I knew I forgot [something](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1437325#post1437325). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/114 "2001-08-22T15:36:44Z")
While the idea of riding the El Friday night in such garb may be considered by some an invitation to Danger, I DO live in Miami, and face danger on a daily basis with a smile. My kilt is in SC, and unattainable in such short order. I may have to find another, in the Clan Douglas tartan. Off to the internet! Gee Willikers, this might just be a PARTY! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/115 "2001-08-22T15:37:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Kilts, Marines, jello, what more can a girl ask for? > \*\* Godiva chocolates and glow-in-the-dark condoms??? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/116 "2001-08-22T15:41:44Z")
I imagine those could be arranged as well. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/117 "2001-08-22T15:46:18Z")
I wanna ride the E! I wanna ride the E! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/118 "2001-08-22T15:49:20Z")
Reminder to self: Bring video camera and lots of extra film for the orgy, um I mean party. too bad I don’t actually own a video camera… ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/119 "2001-08-22T15:56:36Z")
I don’t have orgy supplies (guys, you can get that), but I do have a couple of disposable cameras (I’m not letting you lushes near my Canon), a small notepad so we can write down quotable quotes, and a couple of signs that say “Cecil Adams Family Reunion.” We can leave the sign on the table so even if we are under it, the uninitated Dopers can find us. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/120 "2001-08-22T15:58:02Z")
Be warned: I am bringing a camera. And I’m not afraid to use it! [sub]If I can remember to take pictures, that is![/sub] This ChiDope is gonna be hotter than a young nun at a priest convention! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815.md?page=7)